203. We are not allowed to take everything out of the Charms classroom and switch it with the things in the Transfiguration classroom.
Surprisingly, it really didn't make that big of a difference. - JP
It was a little anticlimactic. - RL
This one was so boring! Where was the chaos? Where was the outrage? - SB
Guess we'll have to do better next time. - PP
204. We are not allowed to send fake anonymous love letters.
Those were fake? - SB
You're joking, right? Even I knew it was fake! - PP
Uh, of course I knew. Duh. - SB
Merlin's beard. He didn't know. - JP
How did you not know? - RL
I'm a handsome guy! Is it so crazy that someone would write me a letter to remind me? - SB
One of them talked about your rock hard abs of steel. - JP
So? - SB
You don't have rock hard abs of steel. - RL
Yes, but my admirer doesn't know that. - SB
I was your admirer. And I definitely knew that. - JP
205. We are not allowed to glue the pages of people's textbooks together.
This prank was brilliant! Go muggle glue! - SB
We only managed to glue four or five people's textbooks though. It took too long. - RL
Ah, Remus, Always a pessimist. It worked! We should celebrate! - SB
And we can celebrate while gathering money to buy new textbooks for those people. - PP
Maybe we didn't think the consequences of this prank through ... - JP
I told you this was a bad idea! - RL
You always say that! Then you change your mind and join us afterward! - SB
He's got a point there. - JP
I live with a bunch of pessimists. - SB
I live with a bunch of idiots. - RL
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The Marauders Guide on How to have a Good Time at Hogwarts - Pranking Edition
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