THE PRANKS
A Guide on How to have a Good Time at Hogwarts - Or, in the words of Professor McGonagall: A List of Things that the Marauders are No Longer Allowed to Do.
Written By Messrs Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot, and Prongs
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236. We are not allowed to disregard the rule 'No students out of bed at night'.
We weren't out of bed, though. - PP
No we were not. Another example of how these professors clearly have it out for us. - SB
You were levitating your bed around Hogwart's halls. I think that violated the rule. - RL
But we never left our beds. - JP
If the professors didn't want us levitating our beds around Hogwarts, they should have specified it. - SB
I don't think the professors took into consideration that we would find a loophole in this rule. - RL
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237. We are not allowed to jam all the key holes in the school with gum.
Shout out to Peeves for giving us this idea. - JP
And shout out to Peeves for taking the blame for this so we didn't get detention. - SB
We were still told to help clean up the mess. - PP
I am an expert at the spell 'Wadowski' now. - RL
Not told. We were asked. - JP
Actually, we volunteered. McGonagall was suspicious, but her gratefulness out weighed the rest. - SB
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238. We are not allowed to have a cat walk competition on the Great Halls tables.
I still think I won. - SB
Please, we both know my walk was better. - JP
As an impartial judge - I thought your best walk was when you were walking together. - PP
Well, yeah. It was definintely more fun ... but I will still maintain that I looked better. - SB
Oh yeah, playing off of each other certainly got us the most cheers. Although, I didn't like towards the end when students started throwing food at us. - JP
You probably shouldn't have done this on the Slytherin table then. - RL
