THE PRANKS
A Guide on How to have a Good Time at Hogwarts - Or, in the words of Professor McGonagall: A List of Things that the Marauders are No Longer Allowed to Do.
Written By Messrs Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot, and Prongs
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94. We are not allowed to create an alliance with Peeves to wreak as much havoc as we can in a 24 hour period.
I'm surprised we made it to hour 7 before someone finally stopped us. - RL
Honestly, I am too. And really, it's probably a good thing they did. The way we were escalating, our next logical havoc would have been to start burning things. - SB
We did start burning things. Dorcas still hasn't forgiven us. - PP
Oh yeah. That was awesome. - SB
Peeves is already asking for a rematch. - JP
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95. We are not allowed to set up alarm clocks across the whole school in hard to reach places and set them off at random intervals throughout the day.
It wasn't even that they were hard to reach, it was that they were invisible too. - JP
And most of them we made so you couldn't just use a summon charm to bring them to you. - RL
Although it was a nice touch that the ones you could summon would fire straight towards he summoner's head. - PP
I wish the first alarm wouldn't have gone off directly next to my head while I was sleeping. - SB
That was my favorite one. - JP
Mine too. - RL
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96. We are not allowed to set up a giant trampoline on the grounds and attempt to jump out onto it from the third floor window.
It didn't feel like jumping really. It almost felt as though I was being pushed ... - SB
Well, I wasn't going to be the first one to jump. - PP
A wise decision too. After Sirius broke his arm, I realized that we miscalculated where the trampoline was supposed to go. - RL
It's a good thing we decided to test it out ourselves before we started charging students to try it out. That would have been a disaster. - JP
