206. We are not allowed to charm the shower water to randomly turn cold in the middle of a person's shower.
You people have no respect for others. - JP
I had no idea your voice could go so high. - SB
I thought we made a mistake and there was actually a girl in our bathroom. - PP
That doesn't make any sense. Why would you think that? - SB
Because his voice was so high. It sounded like a little girl screaming. - PP
Ha! - SB
Just you two wait. You know what they say. Revenge is best served COLD. - JP
207. We are not allowed to put a dog underneath the professor's table, just to give them shock therapy.
They were looking a little tired that day. Thought they could use a pick me up. - SB
There's no better pick me up than seeing an ugly mutt first thing in the morning. - JP
How dare you. That is the most beautiful dog in the world and you know it. - SB
I've always liked the look of Snuffles. - RL
Why thank you, I - Snuffles? - SB
Snuffles is a fitting name for this dog, I think. Wouldn't you agree? - JP
No I would not. - SB
208. We are not allowed to hold a school wide "Hide and Go Seek Tournament" where the students hide and the teachers go seek.
Professor Flitwick was really good at this game! - PP
A little too good if you ask me. I think he was cheating. - SB
How do you cheat at Hide and Go Seek? - RL
He used a locator spell to find us. I overheard him using it. - JP
How dare he! Is nothing sacred anymore? - SB
Well, seeing as he didn't know he was playing a game with us - I think we may be able to let this one slide. - RL
Never! - SB
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