THE PRANKS
A Guide on How to have a Good Time at Hogwarts - Or, in the words of Professor McGonagall: A List of Things that the Marauders are No Longer Allowed to Do.
Written By Messrs Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot, and Prongs
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118. We are not allowed to give people plates of untouched, non-cursed, delicious homemade cookies.
They really were delicious. - RL
I second that. - PP
You weren't supposed to eat half the batch! I was going to give those to the professors to bribe them to give me better grades! I said you could each have one. ONE! - SB
Your grades are already pretty great. They went to a much better cause. - JP
Which was filling our bellies. - RL
Yummm. - PP
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119. We are not allowed to start a dating game show and try and pair siblings up with each other.
I thought Amycus and Alecto made a lovely couple. - SB
I thought I was about to die when they realized we paired them up. - PP
I'm still confused why they even signed up for the game when they knew we were in charge. What were they expecting? - JP
They signed up cause they're stupid. - SB
Fair point. - JP
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120. We are not allowed to have sword fights with our wands.
heheheh - SB
Do I even want to know to which wands you are referring to? - RL
Remus! How could you even think that? Get that mind out of the gutter. - JP
