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49. I am not a member of the unheard Fifth House of Hogwarts, nor am I its founder.
The House of Blackenruff. Our house mascot is a dog - the best animal there is, really - and our colors are purple and glitter. - SB
I'm partial to stags myself. - JP
You shut your mouth. - SB
Glitter isn't a real color. - RL
How dare you question the noble and great house of Blackenruff - SB
Sirius. Blackenruff isn't actually a real house. - PP
Not yet. But soon ... - SB
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50. We are not allowed to hide the Slytherin Quidditch Team's brooms in the Forbidden Forest before a match.
We almost had to forfeit the game because of you. - JP
I said I was sorry! - SB
I warned them that you wouldn't be happy about this one, but did they listen to me? - RL
Warned us? It was your idea! - PP
Was it? It's hard to remember. The details are a little fuzzy. - RL
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51. We are not allowed to threaten anyone with "Black" magic.
I'm so offended that you used a pun on my name to threaten people you didn't like and tell them I would curse them for you. - SB
Are you really offended? Or are you just jealous that we thought of the pun first? - JP
Ah, yes. That's what we need. More puns regarding Sirius' name. - RL
I siriusly think you need to lighten up, Moony. - JP
"You have gone "0″ days without making a Sirius/serious joke." - PP
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