THE PRANKS
A Guide on How to have a Good Time at Hogwarts - Or, in the words of Professor McGonagall: A List of Things that the Marauders are No Longer Allowed to Do.
Written By Messrs Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot, and Prongs
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37. We should not use the Quidditch change rooms for snogging practice.
This one's all you James. - RL
I couldn't be more proud than I was at that moment. - SB
No regrets. - JP
So THAT'S what you were doing! I was looking for you, and Sirius told me you were getting to first base. But when I asked what that was, he said it was a baseball thing, so I had to look it up at the library, but, nothing I read was really making sense (because why were you playing an American Muggle sport?) so I'm glad to have some clarification on the matter. You weren't ACTUALLY playing baseball, that was just a euphemism for snogging. - PP
Wow. - SB
I literally don't know how to respond to this. - JP
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38. We should not take advantage of Remus being a prefect and give people detentions or take away house point for no or stupid reasons.
As a prefect, I don't even have the ability to pass out detentions. Or take away house points. - RL
You don't? - PP
Sure he does. Right Moony? Wink. WInk. - SB
Don't do that. - RL
We know that, but most people don't. We're simply using their ignorance to our advantage. - JP
As Head Boy, you actually do have the power to do both of those things. - RL
I wouldn't abuse my power like that. That would be irresponsible of me. - JP
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39. I am no longer allowed to walk around the corridors in a fairy costume, just to walk around in a fairy costume.
Whatever happened to that costume? - SB
We have the wings to that cute little girl in Hogsmeade. The one with the blonde pigtails that went into an anaphylactic shock when Peter gave her candy. - RL
How was I supposed to know she was allergic to peanut brittle? - PP
