THE PRANKS
A Guide on How to have a Good Time at Hogwarts - Or, in the words of Professor McGonagall: A List of Things that the Marauders are No Longer Allowed to Do.
Written By Messrs Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot, and Prongs
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221. We are not allowed to write dirty words on the Hogwarts Lawn with "Weed Be Gone".
Ah, I love hearing about the pranks from when we were so much younger and more naive. Really puts into perspective how much we've grown over time and how refined our pranks have become. - SB
I couldn't agree more, my friend. - JP
Did you guys just pull this prank last week? - PP
Are you saying that we haven't grown and matured in the past week? - SB
It seems to me that there's less "saying" here, and more "implying". - RL
I'm hurt. - SB
You'll get over it. - RL
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222. We are not allowed to give Snivellus a haircut and dye it hot pink.
Honestly, I thought giving him some color in the greasy mop of ... grossness that he calls "hair" was a good idea. - RL
What's wrong with long dark hair? - SB
Nothing, it just looks horrible on Snivellus. But, why hot pink? - RL
And why shave parts of his head so it looked like he had a smiley face on the back of his head? - JP
Because Peter has to make everything happy. - SB
I think hot pink looks good on anyone. Except Snivellus. And I will not apologize for art when it comes to the smiley face. - PP
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223. We are not allowed to convince people to climb up into small spaces and then leave them stuck up there.
This was not funny! That place was tiny! What if I was claustrophobic? Or what if there would have been rats in there? - PP
