INT. MISC. DEPARTMENT - NIGHT
A sign hanging above a department reads "miscellaneous". Cat and Ladybug approach the department with a cleaning cart. One of the guards walks up to them.
PLAGUE DOCTOR GUARD
What do you want?
CAT NOIR
We're here to deliver Christmas presents! What do you think, Einstein? We're here to clean the toilets!
PLAGUE DOCTOR GUARD
What? It was cleaned a month ago! I guess it really is Christmas.
The Guard types a code into the security panel and the gate opens, allowing Cat and Ladybug to step in. They look around the room, and see all kinds of strange monsters.
CAT NOIR
Christmas? More like Halloween.
LADYBUG
Look!
Ladybug points to someone with a white star shaped hair pattern lifting weights in the far corner. They walk up to the person, though their view of them is warped.
LADYBUG
Um... Excuse me... Sir?
The inmate throws off the weight, and stands up. To Cat and Ladybug's shock, the man is a muscular cat-man.
CATMAN
(cowardly lion voice)
What's the big idea breaking my combo?
LADYBUG
Oh... Sorry, we thought you were someone else!
CATMAN
Oh, you mean Saturday? He's over there!
Catman points to Zak, who's being used as a stool by an elephant looking man. They walk over to Zak.
CAT NOIR
Zak Saturday?
ZAK SATURDAY
No wait! Don't tell me! It's against the rules to sweat on the ground! Well then, tell it to Dumbo here!
The elephant looks down at Zak, angry.
ELEPHANT
Who are you calling dumb?
ZAK SATURDAY
No-no-no! I wasn't calling you... It's a reference! You know... A Disney movie!
There's a pause.
ELEPHANT
I... Love... Disney. Okay, I'll let you live tonight.
Zak sighs and looks up at Cat and Ladybug.
ZAK SATURDAY
So what is it?
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