S3E05: My Life as a Teenage Bachelorette

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EXT. ON TOP OF A TOWER - NIGHT

All the Guardians are coiled in the grasp of a giant, metal tentacle. The tentacle is attached to a UFO like robot. In the glassed off section is a tall, unattractive woman.

DOCTOR HEIGHT

Feast your eyes, Guardians! For I, Doctor Height, will turn every person freakishly tall like me!

BEN

You fool! Everyone will hit their heads on door hedges!

DOCTOR HEIGHT

I don't care! I am sick of being the eye candy for morbid curious people! Now everyone will look like a freak! And there's nothing you can do about it!

Just then, Jenny's watch goes off.

JENNY

Wait... That's today? Oh my gosh! I'm late for my blind date!

KIM

Um... What was that, Jenny?

Jenny activates her massive wings, which cuts through the tentacles.

DOCTOR HEIGHT

What!

Jenny grabs her friends and drops them off on the ground.

JENNY

Sorry, but I need to rush this!

Jenny shoots into the sky. She lock onto Doctor Height's robot and fires a series of missiles at her. The missiles hit with massive explosions. Doctor Height's robot remains all over the building. Doctor Height lands with a parachute.

DOCTOR HEIGHT

No... No!

Kim throws a teleport bracelet onto her and she vanishes.

KIM

There! Another job well done!

BEN

Jenny, why didn't you do that from the start?

JENNY

It drains my battery, so I only do it in times of emergency! Like right now! Tah-tah!

Jenny flies off.

DANNY

Did I hear that right? She's going on a date?

KIM

Yeah. Good for her.

ZAK

How do we get down from here?

EXT. FANCY RESTAURANT - NIGHT

Jenny flies through a building.

JENNY

Sorry! Have to borrow your shower!

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