(insert kazuscara fanfic name)

GET OUT OF MY ROOM-

~kazuha pov~
We both passed out because we somehow stayed up until sunrise- it was one of the first all night sleep-overs ive had in quite a while. I woke up and looked around to search for scara but i didnt see him anywhere, i was still a bit sleepy so i decided to go to the toilet to wash my face

I went to the toilet,opened the door, and washed my face. I realize i hear the shower was turned on and went to see
(the shower was around the corner from the sink for some reason) i looked around the corner and my archons- i feel like i just became a pervert-

Scara was showering peacefully in a tub filled with water, he was also playing with toy ducks- "bath toys? Thats cute~" i smirk as he looks at me with a shocked look. He yeets a duck at my face but he has bad aim and missed by alot "well that was weak-" "GET OUT, PERVERT!!!" He screams at my face as he throws another duck at my face and it landed on my stomach with a painless hit "woooow, that really hurt~" i say sarcastically

He becomes a blushing madness as he hides his body in the water, how adorable~ "fineeee ill leave~" i was about to leave but he says "hey..." I turn around and he says "c-can you give me my ducks back???" He says awkwardly but i didnt mind, i give him the ducks and live while locking the door behind me.

-a few minutes later-
He came back wearing a shirt clearly too big for him and black shorts (a.n lee hooni dat u????) "do you have any spare clothes with you?" I ask him and he replied bluntly "nope,mine" i sigh and go to my room to get some clothes and when i came back- it was her again

"Why did kazu-chan exit from your room?!" I swear i was gonna throw hands at a girl but scara just shrugged, she was about to slap his face until a tennis ball hit the girl perfectly in the head. She falls to the ground and i run to scara to see if hes alright. He tells me hes fine and looks to where the ball came from "thx, you ginger haired masochist" maso- wait what?-

"Hey now, thats mean-" the p.e teacher,childe, says as he comes out from the corner of the hallway and walks towards us. "Shut it, if i told signora you ruined a girls face what would she do to you?" "I LITERALLY SAVED YOUR LIFE"

They argue for a few minutes and eventually i decide to just carry scara by wrapping my arms around his stomach to stop him from fighting with a teacher- he might get in trouble if he continues-.

I break it up and mr childe leaves- though his name isnt actually childe he suggests we call him that-

A.N not me already giving up at 500 words- im tryiiiiiiing, crazy fangirl be like: yea im just gonna stay on the floor

~scaramouche pov~
Kazuha stops me from arguing with childe and tells me to go back into the room, i eventually agree and go back in to start cooking food. Unfortunately, im all out of it so i had to go bye some from the nearby store. I tell him ill be back in 20 minutes and he says hes fine with it

-20-30 minutes later-

I come back with groceries but when i get off the elevator i see a bunch of girls surrounding my dorm. "Shit, its happening again- the same thing as the hospital-" i try to rummage through the girls to get to my door and realize its open 'did this idiot open the door without my permission?-' turns out the idiot a.k.a kazuha opened the door because he claimed to only see one girl that came to see me.

I walk inside successfully avoiding getting trampled. I walk to kazuha who is stuck on the bed curled up into a ball surrounded by girls, he looked terrified and happy to see me at the same time. "How tf do i cook now???" I ask him angrily and he shrugs meanwhile the girls instantly try to give him lunchboxes while i fall on the bed and move behind kazuha while gripping his shirt "handle them, or ill kick them out myself" i whisper to him

"S-sorry hehe- everyone pls leave, im quite busy at the moment so i cant really-" but they just talk over him and try to get close to him like, touching him, smelling him, hugging him etc; it was annoying cuz they kept messing up my bedsheets. I lose my patience and went to grab my lucky stick (basically a thick stick that helps scara get rid of things, like roaches, flys, or even crazy fangirls that trespass into his own room)

I wave it at the girls but one of them take it from my hands and almost hit me with it, kazuha caught it right before it hit my head and looked at the girls with a vicious glare and said "g e t.o u t" the girls run away either crying or scared, it was hilarious :)

He looks at me and says "are you alright? Sorry about them they can get a little overboard at times-" "its fineee, i forgive you cuz you technically saved my life" i walk to the door and lock it. Meanwhile kazuha looks around for some things and i ask what he was doing to which he says "just searching to see if any of the girls secretly put a camera" i see what he was doing and help him.

We found 14-15 cameras which is insane- but nonetheless we through them in the trash while i start to cook some food.
I ask him what he wants to eat and he says anything. So i turn to him, look him dead in the eyes, and repeat my question.

~kazuha pov~
'HES GOING TO KILL ME I KNEW IT-' "what.do.you.want.to.eat" 'Oh- he just wants a specific answer- hehe silly me' "how about~ crab roe kourayaki?" He nods and begins to make the food, while i watch him

'He looks like a housewife~ how cute~