(beyonce): @onikam: you've really left me on seen over 12 hours?
@beyonce: you woke up thinking about me :)?
@onikam: you look a little too manly in that pfp to be using that smiley face
@beyonce: while i do happen to be a real nigga, the smiley face is pretty cute
@onikam: you happen to be a real nigga??
@beyonce: yeah sometimes
@onikam: what about the other times?
@beyonce: find out 🫦
@onikam: are you trying to fuck me?
@beyonce: ?????
@onikam: like is that why you keep sliding up on my story? because you want to fuck?
@beyonce: i'm trying to wife you
@beyonce: you look too good i need to keep you around forever
@onikam: 🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽 🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅
@beyonce: damn i needed to pull up in your dms with a resume?
@onikam: what makes you think i even like girls?
@beyonce: the rainbow flag and girls kissing emoji in your bio? 🤨
@onikam: oh. i forgot about that
@onikam: but yes i'd like to see your resume
@beyonce: well my name is beyoncé 'real nigga' knowles. i have two little brothers so i'm great with kids. i have a job and a car so i'm not done bum. i'm loyal, i cook and clean, i eat ass, and i'm basically perfect :)
@onikam: telling a random stranger online you eat ass is wild
@beyonce: i don't plan on you being a stranger for much longer
@onikam: ... 🌽
@onikam: how do you pronounce your name? i know i'm not saying it right in my head
@beyonce: 😭😭 at least you're asking
@beyonce: it's like fiancé with a b
@onikam: bee-yawn-say??
@beyonce: exactly that :)
@onikam: before we continue talking... what's your sign?
@beyonce: ima virgo
@beyonce: aka the best sign 😛
@onikam: oh... bye.
@beyonce: ????
seen at 10:24pm
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(if this gets comments i'll publish the first chapter of welcome home today :) )
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awkward.
Fanfiction(onikam): @beyonce started following you. Still, It Was Worth It I Would Do It Again I Know You Hurt Me, But It Is Just Deeper Than Friendship Now Let's Keep It Awkward [*partial* text message story] bey g!p
