eighty-eight

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Today 1:41 AM

cowgirlfriend 🐮🤍: Hey are you awake?

LL 🤍: yeah why?

LL 🤍: are you feeling nervous?

cowgirlfriend 🐮🤍: No but I was replanning our life to fit in these certain changes and I have some questions

cowgirlfriend 🐮🤍: And hypotheticals

LL 🤍: what are they? i'm not gts anytime soon

cowgirlfriend 🐮🤍: So imagine you're at a party, you've had a lot more than you should've to drink, and the cute girl in your business class comes up to you and starts talking, what do you do?

LL 🤍: describe her personality for me

cowgirlfriend 🐮🤍: ?

LL 🤍: well i mean if she's a cool person i would talk to her and not do anything but if she's a lame i wouldn't

cowgirlfriend 🐮🤍: .... another question

cowgirlfriend 🐮🤍: One of your friends just went through a really bad breakup and kisses you, what do you do?

LL 🤍: not kiss her? why would i

LL 🤍: you really think i'm going to cheat on you?

cowgirlfriend 🐮🤍: Well no but I just want to know what you would do in these situations because sometimes we have different definitions of cheating

LL 🤍: i can't believe you still don't trust me

cowgirlfriend 🐮🤍: I do trust you I just want to make sure we're on the same page

cowgirlfriend 🐮🤍: Another question

cowgirlfriend 🐮🤍: You're planning on moving back here after you graduate right?

LL 🤍: yeah fs

cowgirlfriend 🐮🤍: I think in four years after you graduate we should move in together

cowgirlfriend 🐮🤍: Then 1.5-2 years after that we can get married

cowgirlfriend 🐮🤍: And make our baby on the honeymoon

LL 🤍: what if we had a baby sooner?

cowgirlfriend 🐮🤍: What do you mean?

LL 🤍: idk i don't want to be an old mom i need to be able to chase after the bitch

cowgirlfriend 🐮🤍: Beau or Giselle isn't a bitch

cowgirlfriend 🐮🤍: But have a baby like when?

LL 🤍: just not that late

cowgirlfriend 🐮🤍: I don't think we need to have a baby tooooo soon I want us to at least be able to financially support us and the baby

cowgirlfriend 🐮🤍: Plus you're going to college so I don't think we need to be worried about that just yet

cowgirlfriend 🐮🤍: Let's focus on the first part of the plan first

LL 🤍: 🥴🥴

LL 🤍: okay

cowgirlfriend 🐮🤍: What?

LL 🤍: nothing

LL 🤍: why haven't you gone to sleep yet?

cowgirlfriend 🐮🤍: Idk I'm just up

cowgirlfriend 🐮🤍: You?

LL 🤍: just up thinking and reflecting ig

LL 🤍: life is moving so fast i feel like i'm on a roller coaster and the pressure from the wind is about to blow my wig off

cowgirlfriend 🐮🤍: Isn't it glued down? or sewn in or something?

LL 🤍: ...

LL 🤍: i'm going to beat your ass

cowgirlfriend 🐮🤍: You're so abusive twin 🤕

LL 🤍: you deserve the shit

LL 🤍: we need to make a sextape sometime this summer

LL 🤍: every time i get horny i'm going to masturbate to it

cowgirlfriend 🐮🤍: You would masturbate to your own self?

LL 🤍: i'm sexy as fuck??

cowgirlfriend 🐮🤍: Yeah that's true you are

LL 🤍: hold on

LL 🤍: Attachment: 1 Image

cowgirlfriend 🐮🤍: 😧

cowgirlfriend 🐮🤍: Onika why did you just you just send me your boobs?

LL 🤍: LMFAOO WHY DID I KNOW YOU WERE GOING TO SAY THAT 😭😭

LL 🤍: but i'm just practicing for when i'm gone

cowgirlfriend 🐮🤍: Well they look very nice

cowgirlfriend 🐮🤍: 👅

cowgirlfriend 🐮🤍: I just licked your nipple

LL 🤍: 🍑

LL 🤍: lick it

cowgirlfriend 🐮🤍: 👅

LL 🤍: okay goodnight before we have emoji sex 😭

cowgirlfriend 🐮🤍: 🫤 Leaving me here with blue balls

LL 🤍: since when do you even know what that means

cowgirlfriend 🐮🤍: I watch tv and have internet access..?

LL 🤍: still

LL 🤍: but i'm actually going to sleep i don't want to have eye bags tomorrow

cowgirlfriend 🐮🤍: Goodnight beautiful

LL 🤍: BEAUTIFULLL??!! we're moving on up

LL 🤍: goodnight daddy i love you

cowgirlfriend 🐮🤍: Onika 😐

LL 🤍: sorry

LL 🤍: goodnight pookie pooh i love you

cowgirlfriend 🐮🤍: 😁

cowgirlfriend 🐮🤍: 😙

LL 🤍: 😙



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