awkward.

thirty

OTM

I was bored as fuck. I was over at Indias house with Lauren and Robyn on a boring ass Saturday.

It was the middle of the afternoon and we weren't really in the partying mood so we weren't going to go out later and nothing else seemed interesting to us.

Everything we want to do is hoe shit. Apparently I can't do any of that stuff anymore.

"We should go to the gym. I want to start working out." I would be unstoppable with a better body.

"I need to gain more weight first. I need some ass." India has ass so I don't know what she's talking about, she looks like she got a skinny BBL.

"You have enough ass, I'll eat it right now." Robyn is...

"I'd rather wipe my ass with a cheese grater. Anyway... because I don't know why she even said that."

"Why do y'all think Bey isn't texting me back?" It's been over two hours without a text back from her.

"She's with her girlfriend, probably."

I reached over the arm of the couch and slapped Robyn. "Shut up. She's probably just taking a nap."

"Doesn't she live on a farm? Why is she taking a nap?" Lauren is the dumbest in the group.

"Are you slow? What does her living on a farm have to do with anything?"

India perked up, "Oh! Isn't there an ice cream shop on her farm? That's something to do."

"I do want ice cream..."

"Let's hotbox first." Robyn wants to smoke before everything.

"Or... let's get ice cream, hotbox, then get a bunch of food and chill. Or we can sneak into the movies." I would hate to run into Beys mom or little sister high as fuck and smelling like weed.

"The movies sounds fun! Let's watch Nope."

"Okay, but ice cream first." I just want to possibly see Bey. She might not even be there.

"If you're going to see your girlfriend, you can't wear that." Lauren pointed at me and chuckled, she's such a bitch.

"What's wrong with what I'm wearing?" I looked down at my outfit, I think I looked comfortable.

"Sweatpants and a tank top with a pizza stain from last night? Be serious. Come on, I'll let you borrow something to wear." India stood up and pulled me up by my hand.

Robyn and Lauren followed us into Indias room and sat on her bed while she pulled me into her closet.

"It's cold for Houston but it's not that cold so you can wear shorts."

"None of your shorts are going to fit me." Dummy. "We probably won't even see Bey."

Even if we do, she'll still think I'm cute in this.

"Shut the fuck up and listen to me. What about these shorts?" She held up light wash jean shorts.

"No jean shorts. I want it to look like we were in the area and just decided to get ice cream. I don't want to seem like a stalker."

What if she thinks I'm popping up on her because she didn't text me back?

That's such an Onika thing to do. I'll probably do it sometime in the future.

"What about these? These give I just stumbled on a farm." She held up these black shorts with sunflowers on them.

"Ou. Those might look good on me." They didn't look like they fit India, she probably bought these to manifest an ass.