awkward.

fifteen

BRYSON SCISSORED FRANK

Bry: are we going to act like bey didn't introduce a girl to us today? why hasn't that been addressed again?

Our groupchat name is a long story.

Bry: i thought she liked boys

Meg: you're so messy like a bitch

Meg: you a man BRUH

Kelendria: calm down on my man though

Kelendria: because i would really fucking hate

Bry: thanks bro 🤝

: Mind your business Bryson

Frankfurt: no way you just called her bro

Kelendria: answer the phone bryson.

Meg: oh you're doneeee 😭

: I have something to tell you guys 🫤

: I'm not going to be able to hang out on Halloween

Meg: ?? why?

: I'm going to a party with Onika. Sorry.

Frankfurt: a party?

Meg: we've been trying to get you to come out with us for yearssss and you always say no

: This is different

Frankfurt: pussy 🤭🤭 i support it

Meg: bitches lose their virginity and don't know how to act

Kelendria: bitch you're just mad she wouldn't let you take hers

Kelly and Megan are both argumentative people so this happens.

Meg: BITCH 😭😭 i never wanted bey and she can tell you that

Kelendria: you've had a crush on bey since elementary school and everyone has been able to tell

Kelendria: stop acting like you weren't all butthurt and jealous earlier

: Uhhh

Frankfurt: i'm starving

Bry: kelly just cussed me tf out

: Why would you call her bro?

Bry: because she's not my girlfriend?

Bryson and Kelly aren't dating but they basically are. They have an agreement and everyone knows.

Kelendria: answer the phone

: Anyway. I'm sorry about halloween but you guys can come over the day before/after and we can watch scary movies

Frankfurt: i'm down

: Can we cuddle??

Frankfurt: yeah bby 😙

Bry: just gay. 

Kelendria: let's talk about what i caught y'all doing in your bed 🤨

Bry: CHILLLLL 😭😭

Frankfurt: okay but let's not act like you and bey don't kiss

Kelendria: that's my baby

: Y'all lie just to lie.

I have never kissed Kelly in my life.

Bry: that's why i don't fuck with you bey.. smiling in my face and kissing my girl behind my back

Bry: but if beys not coming with us on halloween let's do some wild shit

: What's that supposed to mean?

Frankfurt: we're gonna do illegal shit

Kelendria: y'all let's fake run over kids 😭😭

: You're sick

Bry: that's what i love about you

Frankfurt: does anyone want to go get food with me? maybe target after?

: Me

: I need a costume

Bry: i want to go anywhere i can get a burger

Meg: 🙋🏽‍♀️ someone come pick me up

Kelendria: sonic?

: Yesss I want a milkshake

Bry: i was a big fat juicy burger 😩

Frankfurt: but i'm gay?

Bry: nigga i'm talking about a burger, you suck dick

: Frank are you actually gay?

Kelendria: leave him alone

Frankfurt: right

Meg: who's picking me up?

: i can

Bry: frank you want me to pick you up? i'm already otw to kelly

Frankfurt: i don't really like the music you play... 😬

Kelendria: i have aux

Frankfurt: oh good

Frankfurt: then sure pick me up

: Megan I'm about to leave my house in a second. I'm changing my clothes

Meg: take your time

Bry: COME OUTSIDE I KNOW YOU HEAR ME HONKING

: I'm going to stop texting now so I can drive

Kelendria: you don't have to tell us this 😭

: I don't want to be rude and just stop answering. Especially since Megan is waiting on me.

: Bye 🖕🏽

Bry: THE EMOJI 😭😭

Frankfurt: beys really growing up 💀

Meg: omg 😭

: 😁

: Turning my phone off now so I can drive

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