(onikam): @beyonce: i'm guessing it doesn't fart 🤔
@onikam: bitch get out my dms
@beyonce: ?? bitch?
@onikam: that's what i said isn't it?
@beyonce: what's got your panties all in a bunch?
@onikam: i'm in a bad mood and you're over here asking me if my pussy farts
@onikam: like nigga what
@beyonce: sorry. what's wrong bae 🫤
@onikam: i'm not your bae ugly fucking nigga
@beyonce: okayy my bad.
@beyonce: but seriously what's wrong?
@onikam: just bullshit i don't want to tell you about
@beyonce: it's easier to talk to a stranger anyway tell me what's on your mind
@onikam: nothing i'm just mad because this dumbass nigga from school won't leave me alone
@onikam: this might actually be the first time you dmed me during the day
@beyonce: won't leave you alone how?
@onikam: like i keep telling this nigga IM GAYYYY but he thinks he can change me or some shit
@beyonce: i hate that. like why do you think your dick is going to change my whole sexuality
@onikam: THANK YOUUUUUUUUUUUU
@onikam: and it's always the ugliest ones too
@beyonce: the ones you wouldn't fuck even if you were straight
@onikam: and it's not even that he's ugly but he's dirty and he stinks
@onikam: and his teeth are fucked up
@onikam: he's short as fuck too and that's coming from me
@beyonce: how tall are you 👀
@onikam: like 5'2 hbu
@beyonce: i'm a cool 6'1
@onikam: THE DEVIL IS A DAMN LIEE 😭
@onikam: be fucking fr
@beyonce: what makes you think i'm not 6'1?
@onikam: judging from your pfp you're like 5'5
@beyonce: i'm really like 5'7. 5'9 on a good day in the right shoes
@onikam: oh no you're too short for me 😬
@beyonce: i'm half a foot taller than you ???
@onikam: that's not enough
@onikam: grow a couple more inches and then slide back in my dms
@beyonce: ????
seen at 1:13pm
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same deal as yesterday ;)
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awkward.
Fanfiction(onikam): @beyonce started following you. Still, It Was Worth It I Would Do It Again I Know You Hurt Me, But It Is Just Deeper Than Friendship Now Let's Keep It Awkward [*partial* text message story] bey g!p
