Spider-man one-shots

An Eventful Day Part 2

(So this is taken at Stark Industries. This is a continued chapter from the previous chapter. Natasha Romanoff, Pepper Potts, Rhodey, Bruce, Thor, Loki and anyone else other than the Captain America Fan group involving Wanda, Captain Spangles, Bucky, Scott, Falcon and Clint, won't be in this chapter. Except for Peter and Tony Stank of course.)

(Point of view: third person)

(Part 2)

As the elevator door opened with a ding, Peter stepped out. He decided that maybe he should grab some snacks before sleeping. After all, he didn't manage to have lunch because of Flash. As Peter walked through the private kitchen's floors, he heard some faint sounds. "It's been 30 minutes and Tony still has not come." Someone said, grabbing Peter's attention. Peter was curious to see who it was, so he slowly walked towards the sound. "I guess we just have to find our rooms ourselves." This voice was different than the person who grabbed Peter's attention. Now Peter really wanted to know who these people were, but all of a sudden, before he managed to open the door in front of him, the door opened immediately and 6 people barged in. Peter stood agape from what his very own eyes were showing. Captain America, Ant-Man, Falcon, Winter Soldier, Scarlett witch, and Hawkeye. Peter was disheveled and quite excited, but he was also mad, to say the least. Mad at what Captain freaking America and Winter freaking Soldier had done to his dad. "Who the hell are you?!" Falcon said whilst eyeing the wimpy teen in front of him. "Who are you kid, we know Stark wouldn't allow anyone other than the people he knows." Captain Assmerica-sorry I mean Captain America said, slowly lifting his shield. "Wow, rude. And why should I answer you? wouldn't you like to know?" Peter said with sassiness in his voice, oh god he's starting to actually act like his dad. "Stop with the sass kid," Hawkeye said, slowly lifting his bow, and aiming the arrow at the big-eyed teen. Peter stood in his place, anger still radiating through him. "I will tell you when I fucking want to," Peter said with anger. "Language Son" Steven grant freaking Rogers aka Captain freaking America says. "Wanda try to read his mind" Hawkeye whispered to Wanda. Peter knew what was going to happen due to his super hearing, his peter tingle already acting. "I-I Can't," Wanda said with confusion lacing his tone, as the red fog slowly vanished from her hands. "What the hell?" Bucky said still eyeing with confusion. "Okay- this is weird, but don't you think this teen's voice is quite familiar?" Scott reasoned with his smarts, as he was practically the scientist of this so-called Captain America fan group. Peter was still mad but he didn't want to deal with this bullcrap today, so he started walking away from the fan group. "Hey, where do you think you're going son, we aren't done here. Tell us who you are or we will use force," fricking Iced Americano said. "I'm leaving, It's too early to deal with this crap today, suck your own star-spangled ding-dongs you iced Americano." Peter said starting to walk through the hallway faster, trying to find his room. "Kid, it's literally 4 PM." Scott said, deciding to sit on the sofa, watching how this might play out. Peter of course ignored this and continued trying to find his room. Suddenly Peter's tingle started to act, catching an arrow behind him in the process. "Dude what the hell, you just tried to kill a minor!" Peter practically yelled to the annoyingly irritating Captain America fan group. None of the people from the Captain America boyband responded, instead being the idiots they are (except for Scott, he just decided to sit down on the sofa and watch the whole thing play out.) They decided to fight this freaking big doe-eyed teen/minor child. Peter dodged arrows (from Clint), floating objects that were thrown at him ( from Wanda), Captain idiot's shield, and literally missiles from the Falcon wannabe superhero. As Captain Iced Americano threw his shield toward the teen, Peter caught the shield and threw it back at Captain America stating, "That shield does not obey the laws of physics." Listening to Peter's inner spidey-sense, which resulted in getting a wide-eyed band of idiots staring at him, they continued attacking until Bucky tried punching the teen with his metal arm to stop this fight once and for all. "Woah a metal arm?! Dude that's insane!" Peter said as he held his stance holding Bucky's metal arm to protect himself from getting punched, and yeeted him through the window, which resulted in the metal-armed soldier crashing through the window and falling out of the very high and tall, mighty building. "Holy fuck!" Captain Murcia- sorry I mean Captain America said with wide eyes. "language Cap" Peter said as he yanked Steve's leg when he was distracted and yeeted him across the long hallway in 1928.5 Mph through 25 Vibranium walls using half of his, Peter freaking Parker Stark's, power. Peter walked toward the unconscious Rogers and whispered in his ear. "Everything special about you came out of a bottle." And walked back from where he came from, eyeing the 3 adults that were in the room. This includes Scott, Clint, and Sam being wide-eyed." that, was an interesting thing to watch. Sadly I have no popcorn, but anyways it's good to meet you kid," Scott said as he stood up from the couch he was sitting in to look at the teenager, only then to shrink down and leave the premises."Okay, What the hell just happened? How the hell....did this teenage child, throw an ancient man with a metal arm, OUT OF THE WINDOW?! Including...THE CAPTAIN AMERICA through 25 VIBRANIUM WALLS?!" Falcon said still looking at the teen, "How the fuck?" Clint exclaimed. "I'm just going to try to find Vision, I am tired of this discussion, it was nice meeting you teenage child," Wanda said with boredom lacing her tone, as she walked out of the messy kitchen filled with crap on the floor and holes all over the walls. "What the hell happened here?!" a new voice said, Peter, looked towards the door to see his father, walking through the hallway towards the messy kitchen. "Uhhhh, hi Da-Mr. Stark! uh-uhm Sorry about ruining about 25 walls, the Window a-and the uh-kitchen??" Peter said with a nervous-looking grin. Tony looked at his doe-eyed child then back at the 2 bird-themed superheroes. "I have a feeling you guys met Peter here." Tony freaking Stark says, "Ya think?!" Falcon replied as Clint just stares at the broken window. "Where's Capscicle, the Witch, and the Winter guy anyways?" Tony asked. "Oh uh, ms. Scarlett Witch left just now trying to find Vision." Peter said. Suddenly a faint *DING* can be heard from the hallway, and there strode the person inside the kitchen. "This kid, literally threw me off a building from the 71st floor, THROUGH THE WINDOW!" the man said as he walked through the kitchen and stood next to Falcon. "Trust me, it was not fun trying to explain to this old guy named Stan at the lobby." He (Bucky) had blood dripping down his head and scratches pouring with blood illuminating his disheveled face. "Where's that punk anyways." Bucky asks Falcon, as he eyed every part of the room trying to find his Star-Spangled friend. "OH u-uh I may have kind of uhm let my anger take over this situation, a-and maybeeeee- I might have punched his Star-Spangled ding-dongs t-through uh-25 walls, and m-maybe he might be unconscious because of that-" Peter said while looking at his dad. "What the hell kid, the walls were made of Vibranium!" Bucky said. Falcon was still staring into the waiting abyss with his other bird-themed friend. "Well uh guys, this is Peter, my Intern, A son in my view but you guys might know him as Spiderman." Tony Stank said before asking Friday to call damage control and asking the medical team to prepare a room with 6 beds for a check-up. "Uh, So guys uh let's go to Med-Bay, in case anyone got hurt. Also, Buck, you might want to take Capsicle over there with us." Tiny said while leading the fan group towards the elevator. "Also Pete, you can go back to your room if you want, to yknow, calm down maybe." Tiny Stank said before leaving the Kitchen of messiness and destruction. "Welp, might as well just yeet whatever happened just now, out the window and continue my utter ridicule day." Peter said before walking to his room and slamming his door shut, preparing himself to watch some "12-hour long vines" from youtube.

Bonus: In Med-Bay

"You all just got your ass handed by my kid, take that Barnes, Capsicle, Witch, Bird-Brain 1 and Bird-Brain 2. Scott, thanks for not participating in that war. Just wait till I tell Rhodes, Bruce, Pepper, and Nat." Tony Said as he watched the group get treated by nurses. "Can't believe a 12-year-old child is that Spider-guy from Germany," Falcon said with an annoyed face and tone. "I THREW AN AIRPORT TERMINAL ON A CHILD! I mean I knew he was young, BUT NOT THIS YOUNG!" Steve said with horror laced on his face. the bird brain human, the most definitely Scarlett-colored witch, and the most realistic Ant cosplayer wannabe just stared into the abyss, knowing Satan is calling them from below. "This is the most ridiculous day over than my Hydra days," Bucky said with a straight face, still recovering from the injuries.