Spider-man one-shots

PJS

(Peter is basically adopted by Tony, Steve and Bucky . Just realized that practically in all of the stories I made, all of them are involving Peter being Tony's son. Eh lmao, I never was original anyways. So ya-da ya-da I want to die, they haven't released it to the press yet. So Peter still goes along with "Parker" as his last name.)

Ships involve:
Steve x Tony x Bucky
May x Natasha x Pepper
MJ x Shuri 

(Point of View: Third Person)

Everybody in the world knows that Tony fucking Stark is super extra. Literally, everything about him just screams extra. Even when the marriage of Steve Rogers, Bucky Barnes, and Tony Stark happened, the wedding was very extra. Everyone is sure that the day Tony himself stops being extra, would be the day the world will end. Now Peter knows how extra his dad was, Peter always had to deal with his dad's antics. For example, there was this one time when Peter asked his dad to buy him some Mcdonald's. Sadly Peter didn't really explain that well, because the next thing you know, Peter was signing pages and pages of paperwork for the McDonald's building he now owned.
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Today was the day that the Decathlon members had been waiting for. Apparently, Principal Morita got a free coupon from a shady company to Europe. So he decided to gift the field trip chance to the Decathlon team. The Decathlon members were hyped for this field trip to Europe, the school even rented a small hotel for 3 days. So there the team was, inside the school bus going to the airport. The students started piling outside of the bus once they reached their destination. "Okay class, we're going to have a student check." Mr. Harrington says while eyeing the students in front of him. Mr. Harrington checked every name on the list and found out that everyone was in fact, there. Out of a sudden, Mr. Harrington's phone started ringing. "Uh hello? Yes? Oh... Okay... Thank you." Mr. Harrington answers, changing expressions at different moments. "I'm sorry class, but the trip has been canceled. The plane we rented had turbulence and had to be fixed." Mr. Harrington says while showing a sad look. The students were aggravatingly rivaled, they were horrified at the fact that they got ready for this moment just for it to come crashing down on them. "Dude I can't believe this," Ned says to Peter while mourning. Peter, on the other hand, had an idea. But he didn't really want to use this idea for the sake of his identity. You see, Peter here wasn't just an ordinary teenager. He, in fact, was the son of the Roger-Barnes-Starks, he was also Spiderman. Now his idea involved outing himself, how he in fact could ask his dad to send in his private jet. I mean, after all, he has 6 of them. So here he was, stuck between his choices, his classmates were really looking forward to this trip, but once he uses his idea, his identity would be shown. But Peter, being the kind and caring student he is, chose his idea. "Uh, Mr. Harrington? Sir? I can make a few phone calls so we can have this trip." Peter says while raising his hand. "Mr. Parker, who could you possibly call to help this situation?" Mr. Harrington asks while eyeing his student wearily. "Mr. Harrington, uh sir, I have someone in mind that could help us in this very situation" Peter responds while visibly sweating. "Sir, I don't think Parker could do us any help, I mean he's poor! What could he possibly do?" Flash says with annoyance. "Just watch Flash," MJ responds. "Very well then Parker, I will allow you to try and figure this out." Mr. Harrington says while still staring wearily at his student. "Peter, are you seriously outing yourself right now? You know the consequences." Ned says in disdain, searching for an answer from Peter. "I know Ned, but everyone was looking forward to this. I'll be fine" Peter says while reaching inside his pocket for his phone.

Ring Ring Ring*
"Hi dad, can you please send the private jet? Yeah like only one, the cheapest one I have would be good to use, meet me and my decathlon teammates in *insert airport name*. Ok thanks, dad, see you soon!"  Peter tells the teacher and his teammates to wait while he turns his phone off and slides it back into his pocket.

As they waited, Peter could feel all eyes were on him. Ned understood what was happening, and was trying to revert their attention from Peter. As time passes by, Flash grew more impatient, like what could Penis Parker do to make this situation better. But before Flash could commit a rant in front of the whole decathlon team about poor Penis Parker's attention seeking, the sound of loud whirring could be heard just outside the airport. "C'mon guys, let's go. The ride's here!" Peter said, as he carried his belongings and strolled out of the airport. "Uh, I guess we just follow him." Mr. Harrington says while ushering the excited students out. "Holy crap!" Flash said as he and the other teammates gazed upon what they saw. And there Peter was, between the doors of a private jet. "Let's go, guys!" Peter says while waving to his teammates. The teacher still surprised by the jet, ushered the students inside hurriedly as if the jet was about to take off. As they all sat in different seats, Cindy asked. "Hey, Peter? We all really appreciate what you did to help us but, when did you get the money to buy all of this?" Now everyone's attention was on Peter, except for Ned and MJ of course, MJ being the boss bitch she is; continued reading. "Well, I did say I have a Stark Internship," Peter said eyeing his teacher and his decathlon team. "Well, we know but how did the internship end with you getting jets?" Abe said, Peter looked at everyone again, noticing how red Flash's face was. "So this one time, Mr. Stark called me when I was inside his lab working on a new robot. He told me that he was in Target, and asked what I wanted to buy. So I said that I wanted 6 Pjs and he said ok. The next day he called me and told me to meet him at the tower, so I went there and saw 6 private jets in front of me. I was happy, sure; but I still complained to Mr. Stark about how I just wanted PJs as in pajamas and not Private Jets. And that's how I got the private jet." Peter said, smiling at the memory. "Stop lying, Parker! We all know how your internship is fake. I mean, the closest you've ever been to Tony Stark was probably watching him from your TV! Noone believes about your so-called internship Penis, so stop lying and tell the truth! Who's balls did you have to fondle to get this?" Flash screamed with a red face, glaring heavily at Peter. "I'm sorry, what did you call our son?" The class looked around trying to find the source of the voice, only for it to appear behind Flash. "I said, what did you just call our son?" And there stood Captain America, Iron man, and the White Wolf in all their glory. "U-uhm, Son?" Flash said as his face changed color quickly. The teacher and other members of the team knew how ugly this was about to get, so instead of trying to calm this whole situation down; they sat back, relaxed, and enjoyed the show. "Yes. Our son." Tony said while glaring down at this disgusting snobby-nosed child. "Answer us," Bucky said while slowly pulling out his dagger from the pocket of his pants. "Uh-uh P-peter sirs," Flash said while averting his gaze from the 3 superheroes to the nerd behind him. "O-Oh! H-hi Pops, Dad, Papa." Peter was nervous, that's for sure. He hid the fact that he was bullied by Flash to his family, only Ned and MJ knew. "Peter, son, stop. Don't try to change the subject and make us forget." Steve said while doing the disappointed Captain America eyebrows at Flash. Flash was staring intensely at the 3 heroes in front of him, gulping his saliva deeply as sweat dribbled down his forehead. "Dad, Pop, Papa, just stop, it's not worth it. I could've handled it." Peter said while moving from his place to go hug his fathers. "Hi Mr. Stark-Roger-Barnes!" Ned said happily from where he sat. "Hi Ned, if you want, you can come with us back and play legos with Peter after this decathlon trip." Bucky said while slowly putting his daggers back inside his pocket to hug his son. "Hello again, red." Tony said while averting his iron man gauntlet that was on his hand to hug his child with his husbands. "Hi Ned." Steve said while hugging his child. "I'll ask permision from my mom first." Ned says. The rest of the teammembers stared in silence. The teacher broke the silence at last, "Uh, hello Mr. Stark-Barnes-Rogers." Mr. Harrington started, The Stark-Roger-Barnes family turned their gaze from their beloved child to the teacher trying to catch their attention. "Thank you for bringing us sirs. Also, thank you for stopping Flash from bullying Peter. I can't do anything because of his parents being high in demand at Midtown High, so my only option was to ignore, or get fired." Mr. harrington says while pulling Flash's shaking body back to his own seat. And so, the rest of the trip was graved with many questions, and it ended with a blushing Peter, and his 3 fathers telling cute baby stories and embarrassing stories about Peter Parker. In the end, everything worked out; they reached their destination without any turbulance, and it also ended with everyone except for Flash, snickering at Peter's flustered state.