Spider-man one-shots

Pick Up Lines/Spideypool sussy no smut though

Hi guys, just got hit by a motorcycle lol. But i'm fine noww, anyways :) Lets get to it!!
This is gonna be short btw-

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"Hmm, I got one," Wade said, tapping Peter's leg that was placed beside his head. 
Peter scoffed, "Better be a good one."
"It's a good one! I promise!" Wade laughed as he curled around, lunging on top of Peter and placing his hands on the side of Peter's head.
"What is it..?" Peter rolled his eyes, looking at the man on top of him. 
Wade took a dramatic gulp of air,
"I just checked the weather," 
Wade started,
Peter raised his eyebrow in question.
"There's a 95% chance that you're getting 9½ inches tonight~!" Wade said with a seductive eyebrow wiggle, 
Peter blushed, what. the. fuck...?
Wade yowled with laughter as he got up from his position, holding his belly. 
"OmyGods baby boy you look so ReD!" Wade continued to howl,
Peter scoffed, 
"Shut up," Peter mumbled, his cheeks red as fuck. 
He covered his face with his hand and shoved his right leg up, kicking Wade in the face. 
"What the hell?!" Wade asked as rubbed his pained cheek, 
"You're a dork," Peter said as he continued to shove his feet on Wade's cheek. 
Wade grinned, 
"Yeah, but I'm your dork," Wade said with a smile. 
Peter only grinned in response, 
"Gimme more, that one was corny as fuck," he said, as he continued kicking his boyfriend. 
"Hmmm, lemme think baby," Wade said as he grabbed Peter's feet, pulling them towards his chest. 
Peter slid down, yelping in surprise when Wade grabbed Peter's head. 
"Hey Sweetheart, are you into food play? You can be the pasta I'll let you mix yourself with my meat-balls," Wade said, looking into Peter's eyes with a smirk. 
He slowly formed a grin on his face, before slowly breaking into a flushed smile. 
"Wade, what the fuck?!" Peter laughed as he held onto Wade's shoulders, pulling them closer. 
"I know, I'm the best," Wade responded with a prideful grin. 
"Sure..you are," Peter said with a roll of his eyes as he hugged Wade tightly, placing his head on Wade's shoulder. 
"Hey! What's that supposed to mean?" Wade asked offendedly, 
"Nothing, nothing," Peter said with a small grin, hiding his face on Wade's shirt.
"Fine, I'll think of another one, this time it will be B E T T E R!" Wade said, as he huffed with determination. 
"Mhm...right," Peter offhandedly said, all these pickup lines were corny as hell.
"I'll show you that I got the rizz, baby boy!" Wade yelled out to the walls of the room.
"What's a rizz?" Peter asked, confused as fuck.
Wade rolled his eyes, 
"He's a boomer!" Wade suddenly said, looking somewhere else. 
Peter gasped in offense, ready to retort before getting cut off by Wade once more.
"Yeah, that's true, but he's our boomer," Wade mumbled to himself, quiet enough that only Peter's super hearing could listen to.
He's probably chatting to the yellow and white boxes.
Wade suddenly turned around with a wolfish grin. 
His hands suddenly grew tighter as they continued to constrict around Peter. 
Peter gasped with his nose was touched by Wade's. 
"Let's play a game Baby boy," Wade said in a whisper, his minty breath hitting Peter's face. 
"uh...what..- what game..?" Peter stuttered as his face slowly turned tomato red once more. 
Wade slowly inched closer to Peter's ear.
"I'll be the trampoline, and you can bounce on me," Wade said in a sultry voice. 
Peter screeched as Wade broke into a wolfish grin, baring his fangs. 
"Wade you- ughhhh," Peter groaned as he placed his hands on top of Wade's shoulders and held his own face in his hands. 
Wade grinned snarkily, 
"Wanna hear more Baby boy?" Wade asked as his face completely changed back into that innocent look he always uses whenever he wants something. 
Tricks, 
Lies,
FOOLERIES!
Peter thought to himself as he looked at Wade's face. 
Peter sighed, "Fine...just- one more, then we have to sleep. I have work tomorrow." 
Wade grinned widely, 
"Hmm, I can tell you're into yoga, why don't you spend a little time showing me just how flexible you are~?" Wade asked as he leaned in. 
"How the fuck are you so good at this?-" Peter yelped when his nose was booped by Wade's finger.
"C'mon baby, it's not that hard, see? Here, listen. Usually, my favorite planet is Pluto, but I reckon that it could be Uranus if you let me explore it," Wade said with his eyes closed, grinning widely.
"Fine, let me try," Peter said with a roll of his eyes, embarrassingly red in the face.
"You can do it, Sweetheart," Wade encouraged with a soft smile, as he slowly lowered his hand to Peter's ass, the other hand still holding Peter's waist. 
"Sometimes, I like to pretend I'm the Titanic, Why don't you let me go down on you?" Peter said with a flirtatious smile, Wade looked back with half-lidded eyes, 
"Well, I'd love to be your iceberg if I could make you go down on me," Wade retorted back with a smile. 
Peter groaned as his face glowed bright once again, 
"I give up, you win," he said.
Wade snickered, 
"Great, now let's play a little TSA roleplay! Now, Bend over and cough," he said in a bated breath, 
Peter widened his eyes, 
"Nope, nope, no we have to sleep, none of that tonight. I have to go to work tomorrow," 
Wade only laughed as he shoved Peter down, 
"Surely we can make a little time? You can be the next notch on my bedpost Sweetheart," Wade groaned sinfully, licking his lips. 
No. 
No
Sure Wade was hot and all, 
But- 
Ugh
"Fuckin'- fine, fuck me, Wade. Just do it quickly, I need to go to-"
"I know, you need to go to work," Wade finished with a sigh,
Peter nodded with a smile, 
"Now give me the best you got, handsome~," Peter said lustfully as he hung his hands around Wade's broad shoulders. 
"Y'know Baby, you seem quite short on accessories. Good thing I've got one that'd look great in your mouth," Wade responded with a sultry grin.

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