I'll Fix Everyone's Problems, One Date At A Time (Date A Live x Reader)

Two Want To Become One, But One Wants To Be Two.

A/N: What started as a date has turned into fun activities with friends. Hey, that's not a bad trade in my opinion. But the show must go on.

On the beach, everyone present draws lots to see who gets on what team."

Reine: "Gregor, Spencer, and Jackson are on this side."

She points over to Tohka, Origami, and Shido.

Reine: "Alexander, Abraham, and Anthony are on that side."

She points at Yuzuru, Kaguya, and Y/N. Y/N thinks back to earlier.

Shido: "Why'd you come out here, Reine-san?"

Reine: "When Tohka and Origami paid an unexpected visit, I was forced to act. By teaming up with Kaguya and Yuzuru, one of you will build camaraderie with them. The other will build respect by being on the other team."

Shido: "But is this going to work?"

Y/N: "Yeah. Kaguya and Yuzuru don't seem like team players at a glance. While Tohka and Origami are opposed to one another, I know they could team up if needed."

Reine: "Don't worry about that. The prize is a list of your deepest, darkest secrets."

Y/N: "Mine?!"

Reine: "Or Shido's. Better work hard to make sure they don't get out.

Shido: "Are you kidding me?!"

Tohka spikes the ball and it lands right next to Shido smoking. Y/N snaps back into reality.

Tohka: "Hooray!"

They reset the ball and Tohka spikes it again. The twins ran into each other and were unable to hit the ball back.

Kaguya: "Get out of my way, Yuzuru!"

Yuzuru: "Rebuttal: Get out of my way. I had the ball that time."

What follows is a series of Tohka spikes.

Kaguya: "That was my ball! Stay in your own area!"

Yuzuru: "Rebuttal: You're such a slowpoke that you would never have reached it."

Kaguya: "What was that?!"

Y/N: Hey. Come on, guys. We're on the same team here.

Tohka: "Well, well. Those two are a walkover."

Origami: "I am disappointed. You should've known better than to challenge us."

The twins turn their attention to Tohka and Origami.

Tohka: "Kaguya's a wimp, and Yuzuru's a klutz! Talk about a clueless pair."

Origami: "You-"

Y/N: "I'm trying my best here."

Origami: "I know. Your performance has been... Something? You're trying. You don't deserve to be on the same team as those losers."

Kaguya: "Hey, Yuzuru... You want to do it?"

Yuzuru: "Agreement: Let's do it."

Tohka pitches the ball again but this time Y/N is prepared. He hits the ball up.

Kaguya: "Nice serve."

Yuzuru: "Setup: Kaguya."

Kaguya: "You got it!"

She runs over to Yuzuru and uses her as a platform to jump off. Kaguya spikes the ball down hard and it goes uncontested. The twins celebrate their victory.

Kaguya: Yatta! Serves you friggin' right!"

Yuzuru: "Yeah!"

They spin around and hold each other's hands.