The promised neverland oneshots + more

incorrect quotes feut manga characters

(sorry for doing this again, i wanted to get something out but ive been really unmotivated with everything so sorry again))

emma: When do you usually go to sleep?
ray: Whenever I collapse is entirely up to the gods.

ray: alexa play crazy equals genius
alexa: heres crazy equals genius by panic at the disco 
norman: emma he's playing it again hide the matches

isabella: *Locks ray in the car.* Act like a child, get treated like a child.
ray: What? Isn't it illegal to leave a child locked in a car?
(101 parenting there-)

isabella: Guys... the principal just called—
anna: It was ray!
ray: It was norman!
norman: It was emma!
emma: It was me!

*yugo showing an image of a really hot knife cutting bread*
yugo : Imagine stabbing someone with this knife.
ray: It would instantly cauterize the wound, so the person wouldn't bleed, so it's not very useful.
emma: if you want information it is
gilda: why would you STAB a person when you can have TOAST?

emma: lucas, please calm down.
lucas: I asked for two large fries!
lucas: *dumps fries onto table*
lucas: But all they did was give me a MILLION FUCKING LITTLE ONES!
oscar: yea we don't go out much-

lucas: Ugh, crushes are so dumb.
yugo : I know. Whenever I'm near the person I like I just start acting stupid.
lucas: But you're always acting stupid?
yugo : ...
yugo : Yeah, don't think about that too hard.

emma: What do you call a dictionary on drugs?
ray: If you say "addict-ionary" I swear I will cut you.
emma: I was actually going to say "high definition", but your answer's much better.
ray: ...

lucas: Hey yugo , I've got an idea for how to solve this.
yugo , pulling out a shotgun: Yeah?
lucas: Wh- No! That's not the idea, yugo !

ray:  mother! This soup is flaccid!
isabella: LITERALLY WHAT THE FUCK DOES THIS MEAN?!

ray: Do you ever get pre-annoyed? Like you already know someone is going to piss you off?
norman: What? No, I—
yugo : *enters room*
ray: *jaw clenches*

yugo : All of your existences are confusing.
The Kids: How so?
yugo : Your presence is annoying, but the thought of anything bad happening to any of you upsets me.
(this is canon, do not say otherwise thank you for coming to tha talk)

norman: Someone take me to art museums and make out with me.
emma: But they said not to touch the masterpieces.
norman: Well somebody's got to pin the artwork to the wall.
ray, on a walkie talkie: This is ray, those idiots are fucking around in the East wing again.

*vincent teaching emma to drive and taking norman along for the ride*
vincent: That's a pothole. To the left!
emma: Take it back now y'all *Drives into pothole*
norman, sticking their face into the front over the center console: Cha Cha real smooth.
emma: I don't think that's how the song goes.
vincent, crying and gripping the handle: Please just take me home.
emma: Country Roads.
norman: To the place.
norman and emma in unison: I Belong!
vincent, crying harder: What the fuck?

yugo : WHO ATE MY BREAD?!
yugo : I'M GOING TO FUCKING K-
lucas: I did?
yugo : Kiss you and buy some more, you haven't been eating anything today lucas.
*walking away*
lucas:
lucas: Their gone emma.
emma, coming out the closet with bread stuffed in their mouth: Twankh uh!

ray: I think we can all agree I'm the ten amongst these threes.
norman: nah the ten is me you're a 5
ray: god complex much

norman: he's an 8 but he doesn't want to be around people
emma: oh he's a 4
ray: i'm right here. but fine she's a 6 but way to naive and loud
norman: 11
ray: that's not-
norman: 11

emma: *on the phone* Hey isabella, do you know my blood type?
isabella: Of course, it's B-.
emma: Oh, I guessed wrong. Excuse me, nurse-!

Computer: Please enter a password.
lucas: *types in yugo*
Computer: Your password is too weak.
lucas: How fucking DARE YOU-

ray, handing a balloon to barbara : I have no soul. Have a good day!
barbara , walking off: I don't have one either.

lucas: Why aren't there friend pick up lines? Pick up lines to make friends like-
lucas, to yugo : Hey, that's a cute outfit. You know where it would look better? On nobody else, because you're a beautiful individual.
ray, to emma: Be my friend or I'll set your entire family on fire.
vincent: There are two types of people.

yugo : I need to dye my hair.
gilda: ...
yugo : Or get another tattoo.
gilda: ...
yugo : Or a new piercing.
gilda: Why?
yugo : To, you know, appease the mental breakdown gods.