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Stranger things- incorrect quotes

Jonathan , texting Will : I'm a theif.
Will : Thief.
Jonathan : Theif.
Will : I before E except after C.
Jonathan : Thceif.
Will : NO. 
(season 4 jonathan-)

Eddie: Say no to drugs. Say yes to drugs. It doesn't matter if you say yes or no to drugs, cause if you're talking to drugs... then you're on drugs.

argyle: *slams books down in front of Jonathan *
argyle: Boil up some Mountain Dew. It's gonna be a long night.
mike: You could of said literally anything else.
Jonathan: Cauldron boil and cauldron bubble, Baja Blast to fuel my trouble.
mike: I'm going to just stop challenging you when you say random shit. I won't win. I realize this now

Jonathan : Hey argyle?
argyle: Yeah?
Jonathan : What's your favorite color of the alphabet? True or false?
argyle: seven
will: ...What are they on about?

argyle: If you put 'violently' in front of anything to describe your action, it becomes funnier.
argyle: Violently practices.
Dustin : Violently studies.
Mike: Violently sleeps.
erica: Violently shoots pictures.
Lucas: Violently boxes.
Max: Violently murders people.
Mike: Violently worries about the previous statement.

lucas: I have passed the transitional stage of internet geekhood.
lucas: I was cashiering at work today, and was punching in the code for plums, which is 4040, and the 0 key doesn't work this well, so I punched it in wrong. And the machine flashed up "Item Not Found: 404".
lucas: And I actually laughed out loud.

*While planning to break in somewhere*
mike: Hey, let's do "Get Help!"
dustin: What?
mike: "Get Help."
dustin: No.
mike: C'mon, you love it!
dustin: I hate it.
mike: It's great! It works every time!
dustin: It's humiliating.
mike: Do you have a better plan?
dustin: No.
mike: We're doing it!
dustin: We are not doing "Get Help!"
*A Minute Later*
mike, carrying dustin: Get help! Please! They're dying! Help Them! *throws dustin at guards, knocking them out*
mike: Ahh, classic!
dustin: *gets up* I still hate it. It's humiliating.
mike, laughing: Not for me, it's not.

mike, trying their first ever cup of coffee: I am ENERGY!
will, an avid coffee drinker, on their twelfth cup of the day: Someone slap me awake or I am literally going to fall into a coma in ten seconds.

mike: How did you even get in here?
will: dustin's window! Or, as I like to call it, "will's door"!
dustin: I'm closing the window.

dustin: *falls down the stairs*
lucas: Are you okay?
mike: Stop falling down the stairs!
will: How'd the ground taste?