The promised neverland oneshots + more

boom i present the gift of anime x vine- short

(if you watched vine, you are a blessing to this earth. If you didnt :00000 how DARE YOU. BTW its a mix but they are in categories soooo yah a,sl asked in last oneshot but oneshot kdeas. Gimme gimme *dances ro abba gimme gimme gimme* also not my kin list changing slightly yet again so may post a new version 💀💀 )

Haikyuu

Suga: "I didn't get no sleep cause of y'all, y'all not gone get no sleep cause of me!"

Noya: "Ooooooo, he needs some milk.

Tanaka and noya: "Nate, how are those chicken strips?" "F%#K YA CHICKEN STRIPS.....F%#K ya chicken strips!"

Anyone about hinata: "Ohmigod he on x games mode" ...

Kenma and kuroo: "HoW dO yOu kNoW wHaT's gOoD fOr mE?" "THAT'S MY OPINIONNN!!!.."

Kurok and bokuto : "How much did you pay for that taco?" Aight, yo, you know this boys got his free tacoo."

Daichi: "Zack, Stop! You're Gonna Get In Trouble."

Tendou: "A potato flew around my room before you came."

Tanaka: "Get to Del Taco. They got a new thing called Freesha– Free– Freeshavaca-do."

Tanaka and noya: "Yo, how much money do you have? 65 cents. Aye, you know what that means?" "I dont have enough money for chicken nuggets"

Bokuto: "it's an avocado thanks"

Tendou: "It's The Most Beautiful Thing I've Ever Seen In My Life, Watermelon, INSIDE A WATERMELON."

Tanaka: "Two Bros, Chillin' In A Hot Tub, 5 Feet Apart Cause They're Not Gay."

Death note

Light: "There's only one thing worse than a rapist...Boom" "A child." "No."

Misa: "Wtf, Is This Allowed? Is This Allowed?"

Light: "I'm a bad bitch you can't kill me" (👀👀ryuk says otherwise)

L and light: "I brought you Frankincense." "Thank you." "I brought you Myrrh." "Thank you." "Mur-dur!" "Huh...Judas..no!"

Toilet bound hanako kun

Hanako: "I never went to oovoo javer" ...

Hanako: "Oh hi, thanks for checking in I'm still a piece of garrbaagge."

Hanako; "All I wanna tell you is school's not important... Be whatever you wanna be. If you wanna be a dog...RUFF. You know?" (nene is probably telling people not to take his advice)

(oh look another hanako one) hanako: "...And They Were Roommates" "Mah God They Were Roommates!"

The promise neverland

Don: "Road work ahead? Uh yea, I sure hope it does."

Ray, probably to emma: "When will you learn, THAT YOUR ACTIONS HAVE CONSEQUENCES?"

Gilda and emma: "Say Coloradoo." "I'M A GIRAFFE!!"

Ray; "Uh, I'm not finished" "Oh my God, can you let me do what I need to do?"

Don: "Mother trucker, dude, that hurt like a butt cheek on a stick."

Emma: "Well, when life gives ya lemons!"

Isabella: "Why Are You Running, Why Are You Running?"

Norman: *emma blows vape* "...WoW"

BONUS;

* reason number 420 (😏😏) why I kin Noyaaa