What happens when you are given an alien device that grants you the power to turn into an alien and become the mate of several of the hottest girls in hell has to offer? Well, this story will surprise you!
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Loona: (Y/N), explain to me. What does it mean to be 'Thicc'?
(Y/N): What?
Loona: People tell me that I'm quote "Thicker than a bowl of oatmeal". Is that a good thing? Do you think I'm 'Thicc'?
(Y/N): 😳 U-uh! Uh-... W-well I think what they mean is... You're a bit on the... Heavier side?
Loona: 😠 So they're calling me fat?
(Y/N): 😨 In a good way! 😅 In a good way!
Loona: 🤨 Oh, how am I supposed to take that other than an insult?!
(Y/N): Oh Loona, you know humans, updating our vocabulary. *lists down* Sick means cool, hot means cool, and even 'phat' means cool. With a 'Ph-' that is.
Loona: 😠 That's not how you spell fat.
Cuts to (Y/N) looking up the word thick on his phone.
(Y/N): Well, apparently we can't spell thick either. Two "c's"! Can you believe that?!
Loona: That's a counter-intuitive way to compliment someone.
Loona then gets up close to (Y/N).
Loona: 😠 So tell me, (Y/N). Am I... 'Thicc'? With two "c's"?
(Y/N): Yeah. UwU 👌
Loona: 😏 Thicker than a bowl of oatmeal?
(Y/N): 😄 Thicker than a giant, fucking bowl of oatmeal!
Loona: Yeah, I'm thicc as fuck!
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(Y/N): *trying to joke* If you want I'd even let you sit on me, I mean that's how thicc you are but- *grasping arm nervously*
Loona: What?!
(Y/N): 😨 Wait, maybe I got my definitions mixed up!
Loona: Why would you want that?
(Y/N): It's a HUMAN thing, Loonie?!
Loona: That's disgusting!
(Y/N): 😅 Oh yeah, weird.
Loona: I don't see why humans find that enduring.
(Y/N): Yeah, me neither.
Loona: Besides, I'd easily crush their fragile skulls with my- *shakes her booty at (Y/N) seductively* -fluffy posterior~.
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(Y/N) caught on to what Loona meant and quickly activates the Omnitrix, trying to dial-up XLR8. But (Y/N) was too late as Loona sat on him.
(Y/N):
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(Y/N): *muffled groans of pain and pleasure noises*
Loona: 😏 You're such a dork. But you're my dork~.
(Hope you enjoy this mini-chapter, my sexy readers.)
