Tex: As far as I'm concerned, I'm square with you.
Pauline: It does seem like it.
Ghost Church: I saved you two from a life of imprisonment. How the hell are you two square with me?
Pauline: Well I did fake being unconscious and then saved Tex and... you were just there.
Tex: I agree and also because I didn't kill you back at Sidewinder.
Ghost Church: You know I don't see how you did anything Tex and I also don't really see how not killing somebody is the same thing as doing them a favor.
Pauline: Well if you don't appreciate her, we could just kill you right now and turn your ghost into a double ghost.
Ghost Church: I'd like to see you try!
*Tex then leans forward*
Ghost Church: NO! Don't hurt me!
Tex: Heh knew it.
Caboose: (upset) STOP IT! STOP FIGHTING!! Can't you see that you're tearing us apart? WHAT ABOUT US?!?!
Tex: What about you?
Caboose: We helped you too!
Pauline: Really? Didn't seem like it you were just running around and stuff.
Caboose: HEY!!! WE DID HELP YOU THEN WE GOT NOTHING!!!!
Tex: Well yeah, but...
Pauline: Uhm...
Ghost Church: Yeah, but nothin'. He's got a point.
Pauline: Hmph! We got the flag back! I tried to take the Reds flag also!
Tex: She has a point.
Tucker: Yeah but you were paid to do that. We rescued you as a favor Tex. We could've let you rot in Red Base Prison. It wouldn't matter to us.
Tex: Fine! I'll stay here but only because Pauline here agrees with me. Then I'm going to get outta here. What do you need me to do?
Pauline: Well fixing the tank seems like a good option.
Tex: Okay.
Caboose: W-wait, you- you two know how to fix Shilea? I love you two.
At Red Base
*Gold and Lopez are talking in Spanish*
Lilith: Man. He is good at this.
Simmons: Yeah he kind of is.
Grif: *sighs* Oh boy. This is going to be a while...
Lilith: You guys wanna play Uno?
Grif and Simmons: Sure...
Donut: I'm from Iowa.
Lilith: Oh good for you Donut.
Back with the Blues
*Pauline and Tex are fixing the tank while Tucker and Caboose watch*
Ghost Church: Okay guys here are some news. When I was over at Red Base I saw they already got their jeep fixed. So, whatever you do, don't let them see us before we get Shiela online.
Pauline: We've got it fixed! *flips the tank then shoots at the sky removing the Pibby Corruption* Why does the Author have to write some weird ass bullshit?
Tex: Don't ask me.
Caboose: They are very strong ladies.
Ghost Church: I'm the one that's least visible, so I'm going to head up here to higher ground, I'll keep an eye on the Red Base. If I see anything, I'll let you know.
Caboose: Great! I'll come with you!
Ghost Church: Um yeah no. *leaves*
Caboose: ...He'll be back.
Ghost Church: No I won't!
Meanwhile
???: I'm here bro... where are you? Hmph. Looks like I need to blend in with the mortals. *takes a purple and black Mjolnir Armor and wears it* Phew. I'll find you... and I'll bring you back. *takes two silver-bladed fans and summons fire teleporting her*
Meanwhile
*Tucker is talking to Pauline*
Pauline: So yeah... lots has happened.
Tucker: Yeah... it has...
Ghost Church: HEY TUCKER!!!
Tucker: *turns to Ghost Church* What?
Ghost Church: What the hell is my body still doing up here?
Pauline: That's part of being dead... no one cares because you are a ghost.
Ghost Church: Fuck you.
Pauline: Asshole.
Ghost Church: Cunt.
Pauline: Bitch.
Ghost Church: *sighs* To be Continued folks.
*The screen turns o black*
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Red vs Blue with one Helluva Visitor: Blood Gulch Chronicles
FanfictionBlitz was having the worst days of his life after that incident at Ozzie's, Blitz decided that he needed to get some air on Earth but it didn't look right Blitz decided to enter the portal but in doing so he accidentally trapped himself there. With...
