Gold: *narrating* 3 months have passed since Season 1's events Allison goes to me for secret therapy, my A.I. Bliss is giving therapy to Blitz and is always doing something that I don't know about, Lilith has been fuckin' me, and making a "project", I've been watching memes again, Church has a new robot body, I and Sarge built a new robot body and so much more anyways I and my GF are going to have an updated bio soon and Season 2's about to start so... yeah let's get straight to it.
*Radio noise*
??: Come in, Blue Command, come in. This is Medical Officer DuFrense.
DuFrense: I have reached Blood Gulch Outpost Alpha, do you read? I mean the plot said I should be here by now but some people manipulated the plot so I don't know really.
Blue Command (A.K.A: VIC): (distorted) Yes, dude, hello, can you read me? Hello? Check one, check two.
DuFrense: Say again, Blue Command. I do not read.
VIC: (distorted) Check two. Is this thing on? Hello, hello?
DuFrense: Blue Command, please boost your transmission to match communication protocol Echo Bravo-
VIC: (distorted) Yo, I hear you, calm down, dude. What's going on? Hello, yo, can you hear me, hello?
DuFrense: Uh, roger that, Command.
VIC: Sorry 'bout that, I was in the elevator. This thing doesn't work so well in there. What's going on, dude?
DuFrense: Roger that... uh... is this the Blue Command?
*then the camera fully reveals him in purple armor... wait is he the Purple Guy from F.N.A.F.?*
DuFrense: NO I'm not the Purple Guy from F.N.A.F. it's a bunch of memes Author.
*Author: Eh wanted to make a meme.*
VIC: Oh yeah, man, sure, totally! What's goin' on?
DuFrense: You're sure? The Blue Command base?
VIC: Hey, dude. Take it easy. You called me, I didn't call you.
DuFrense: No, I know, it's just...
VIC: It's just what, dude?
DuFrense: Never mind. I'm just letting you know that I've reached Blood Gulch Outpost Alpha. I'm gonna make contact with the Blue squad members.
VIC: Blood Gulch, huh? Alright, let me look here, let me see what it says... Blood Gulch, bloo... blee... B - L -, blu... here we go, Blood Gulch, okay. Says here, you wanna make contact with Private Tucker, ask him about their wounded dude.
DuFrense: Roger that. Any other orders?
VIC: Anything else... yeah, okay, yeah, it says here whatever you do, don't- oh... Okay, never mind dude, I'm not supposed to read you that part, okay, just uh... You'll be okay, just, uh, be very careful. That's all. *disconnects*
DuFrense: Great.
VIC: *reconnects* Alright, then. Well, it's our goal here at Blue Base to provide excellent customer service, and I hope that I have done that today. Uh, if you have any further questions about this radio transmission, you can just, um... you know, call back, say, "Dude, I've got some questions, what's goin' on." Over and out. *disconnects*
DuFrense: Okay. Private Tucker.
Cut to Tucker
Tucker: Hey, Church, we have a problem.
Church: I am not your mother. So don't come tattling me every time one of you does something that the other one doesn't like.
Tucker: I'm telling you, he's crazy. He keeps threatening me and talking in a scary voice.
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Red vs Blue with one Helluva Visitor: Blood Gulch Chronicles
FanfictionBlitz was having the worst days of his life after that incident at Ozzie's, Blitz decided that he needed to get some air on Earth but it didn't look right Blitz decided to enter the portal but in doing so he accidentally trapped himself there. With...
