*Radio sound*
Vic: Hello, dude, come in. Doctor dude, are you there? Hello. Paging doctor dude to the radio, stat! I need twenty CCs of what the hell's going on there dude.
*Cut to Doc walking out of a cave*
Doc: Ugh. What happened?
Vic: Hey, you tell me, dude. One minute we're talking about a hole in the wall, the next thing I know you turn into Grumps McGurt. Sounded like you needed a lozenge. Threatened to eat my children. Not very cool, dude.
Doc: Geez, did I really? I'm sorry, something went wrong with my radio, and I heard this weird beeping, honking-
Vic: Hey, no offense taken, dude. Don't got any kids anyway.
Doc: What?
Vic: Old Vic's been through the snip and stitch.
Doc: I don't-
Vic: If you know what I mean.
Doc: I don't wanna hear about that.
Vic: Winky-Blinky the one-eyed Sergeant's firing blanks.
Doc: That's weird.
Vic: If you get me.
Doc: Look-
Vic: Vaya Con Dios of the Vas Deferens.
Doc: Yeah alright, I, enough, I get you.
Vic: I mean a vasectomy, dude.
Doc: Look, I found something really weird here at Blood Gulch Outpost Alpha.
Vic: Roger that. What did you find?
Doc: It's... it's like a... it's like a thing.
Vic: It's like a thing. Okay, dude. Thank you for the update. I'll be sure to alert the Chief of Staff...
Doc: Sorry...
Vic: Move to Defcon 1.
Doc: I'm just a little dazed. It's a big thing. It-it's purple. It's uh, it's a big purple thing.
Vic: Use your words, dude.
Doc: Look, I don't know. It looks like some kinda alien artifact. Do the aliens have like a home base or something here?
Vic: I don't know, dude. Why don't I just consult my Extra-Terrestrial Travel Guide for ya. Oh, look! Got a great series of alien bed and breakfasts there.
Doc sighs.
Vic: Lucky you.
Doc: Never mind. I'll just figure it out myself.
Vic: Nothin' about big purple things, though. Maybe it's some kind of alien vehicle.
*Radio turns off*
Doc: Man, that guy is such a jerk. The next time he talks to me like that, I'm gonna tell him to go straight to H-E-Double Hockey Sticks. Oh, I really shouldn't talk like that, that's not very nice.
O'Malley/Doc: If I ever meet him, I'm taking his eyes as souvenirs.
Doc: Whoa, that was unlike me. I must be stressed out. Time for yoga!
*Doc sits down*
*With Church and Tucker*
Church: How's Sheila doing?
Tucker: I'm not gonna lie, it's not looking pretty. She may have twisted her differential, possibly some structural damage. Could be a disk.
Church: You have absolutely no idea what you're talking about, do you?
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Red vs Blue with one Helluva Visitor: Blood Gulch Chronicles
FanfictionBlitz was having the worst days of his life after that incident at Ozzie's, Blitz decided that he needed to get some air on Earth but it didn't look right Blitz decided to enter the portal but in doing so he accidentally trapped himself there. With...