Donut: Just you and me hanging out at the base today, huh, Sarge? This is new. With Grif and Simmons going to get some space drinks and Gold, Lilith, and Blitz returning Doc. I noticed you use a shotgun. That's cool. I just use this pistol. It works for me. *whistles* So, do you think the guys will be back soon? What do you think they're up to? Do you think they stopped at the store? I noticed we were getting pretty low on elbow grease. *turns to Sarge* When you die, can I have your armor?
Sarge: Shut yer yappin'! I heard somethin' in our base... those dirty Blues must've snuck in to kill us!
Donut: OH! Um... I guess.
*The two Reds entered the inside of the base cautious of whatever was there then Donut slowly opened Gold's room... but Sarge kicked down the door! Cocking his shotgun and letting out a war cry! He was met with an electric hammer, a red sword, a blade-like scarf, an energy pistol, an assassin's sword, and a feathered fist*
Donut: OH! SHIT SARGE! THOSE ARE FUCKING GHOSTS!
???: Wait what? I'm not a goddamn ghost you asshat! They're ghosts. *the glowing eyes said thumb pointing at the ghost and half-ghost*
???2: Yeah! Genius! I mean the duck's a half-ghost but still.
???6: Yeah! Two of us are robots by the way!
??? & ???4: Yep.
Sarge: Okay then... let's put down the weapons then state who are all of you!
All the ???: Gold and Lilith.
Donut: ... Wait what?
Sarge: Bullshit! There's only one Gold and Lilith!
Gold?!: What never heard of the multiverse!?
Donut: Wait the multiverse is real?! And Gold and Lilith knew about it!?
Sarge: Amazing! More units to win this here war! Wait we don't want any misunderstandings! So what are your personalities and universes!?
Dissasembly Drone Gold: Well from the script I'm Dissasembly Drone Gold. Your sarcastic, tired, fuckin' ruthless, and depressed robot.
Donut: I thought-
Dissasembly Drone Gold: To answer your stupid question. Variants don't always have the same personality.
Worker Drone Lilith: I'm Worker Drone Lilith! I'm just your run-of-the-mill frustrated girl because everyone back from my home is so DAMN INCOMPETENT!!!!!
ELDRIGOLD: *scary voice* I AM THE GOD BEYOND REALITY ITSELF... *normal voice* but you could call me ELDRIGOLD. I'm slightly insane, and I know all.
DC Lilith: DC Lilith your efficient badass assasin.
Gold McDuck: Gold McDuck! Scrooge's great-nephew and amazing sword wielder. I also hate red-hatted, green-eyed, cowboys!
Lilith Bubblelight: Lilith Bubblelight! Half-ghost, all heart!
Donut: I like the name Bubblelight!
Lilith Bubblelight: Thanks!
*RvB Gold and Lilith, and Blitz enter the base*
RvB Gold: Who are you talkin' about- *sees his variants so does Lilith*
RvB Lilith: So you found out about the multiverse and our variants. Neat!
Blitz: What varia- *sees the other Gold and Liliths* I think everything I've believed in is a lie.
Sarge: So son you wanna-
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Red vs Blue with one Helluva Visitor: Blood Gulch Chronicles
FanfictionBlitz was having the worst days of his life after that incident at Ozzie's, Blitz decided that he needed to get some air on Earth but it didn't look right Blitz decided to enter the portal but in doing so he accidentally trapped himself there. With...
