Sorry if there's some repeating ones. I've done so many its kinda hard not to repeat.
(Y/N): Hunter you need friends other than me.
Hunter: I have friends other than you.
(Y/N): ...
You both glance at FlapJack
Hunter: The palismen counts.
(Y/N): The palismen does not count.
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Luz: I bet you're wondering why I gathered you here today. It's because we need to have a discussion about how some people in this room aren't getting along with other people in this room.
Amity: Why did you say that so vaguely? Hunter and I are literally the only people you called in here.
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Eda: What are the symptoms of teenage depression?
King: Why are you asking me?
Eda: Y/n was helping with laundry earlier and they dropped a sock and I heard them say, 'why has god forsaken me'.
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Eda, hoarsely: I think I'm losing my voice.
King: Ha! That means you can't yell at us anymore!
[later that day]
King: Turns out, Eda is scarier when she's quiet.
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Luz: Eda, King and Y/n is stuck in a tree.
Eda, making something in the kitchen: Sorry, but right now I'm only leaving this house if there's a real emergency. Like a fire or something.
Luz: Okay.
[five minutes later]
Luz: Eda, King and y/n's stuck in a tree that's on fire!
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Eda: King, did you eat my food again?
King: Why, is there still some on my face?
Eda: No.
King: ...then no.
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King: Luz and I are so close we even share a toothbrush.
Luz: We what.
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Luz: Hey guys, check this out!
Luz: *fills three cups with apple blood and puts a straw in each one*
Luz: *drinks from all three straws at once*
Luz: *chokes*
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Y/n: If I die, my funeral is going to be the BIGGEST and FUNNEST party ever and you're all invited!
Luz: If?
Hunter: Great. The only party I ever get invited to and they might not even die
King: What if the person who named walkie talkies named everything?
Luz: Pregnancy tests are maybe babies
Gus: Socks are feetie heaties
Y/n: Forks are stabby grabbies
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The Owl House One-Shots
FanfictionAre you looking for a one-shot book with not only romantic one-shots, but weird, funny, sad, and friendship ones too? Well then read on, you've come to the right place! I love The Owl House, so I write for fun. ♡.
