"Piper, I'm breaking up with you."
Piper turned around. "Eh, what?"
"I'm breaking up."
Piper looked horrified at him. "Is this a evil dream?"
"Oh, Piper. I knew you loved me."
"Wait, what?"
"You said it was an evil dream."
"And with that I meant that it was terrifying I have ever been together with you." She was now smirking.
"Oh, thanks Beauty Queen. But you can't trick me. I know all the ladies love a bad boy."
"Mm..." she looked skeptical at me.
"But, Piper, I will now try again, and maybe this time it will sink in. I'm breaking up with you."
"Leo, we have never been in a relationship."
"I just had to be sure, before I'm doing this." Then I leaned in and kissed her, in same moment she slapped me. Hard.
"Leo Valdez! What were you doing!" two voices roared. One belonged defiantly to Calypso. Oh boy, I had some explaining to do.
I'm going to kill the Stolls for blackmailing me into doing this....
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Straight from The Pits of Tartarus
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