Ah, you have reached the edge of the abyss. You are not yet close enough to fall in, but you can still feel the heat caressing your skin and hear the monsters shrieking. It's nearly like sitting around the bonfire at Camp! Now all you need is a song to sing alone with, and you can feel at home...Oh wait a moment, I think I can provide that!
Here you go! I found the lyrics lying hidden among all the papers I carry with me. How lucky! And it is even a song about the Greeks plus it's also written by a guy I think most of you know!
Now, let's hold a bonfire!
(Please notice that the first part of the song is written by Percy_Nation as you can see in the picture above, and I made up the rest. I do not have any musical talents or whatsoever. The melody is based on Disney's Let It Go from Frozen, which is also attached to this chapter.)
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Kill Those Greeks!!
A song written by Octavian the mightiest Pontifex Maximus to ever grace this earth!
The Greeks fly high in the skies tonight,
Not a praetor to be seen
Reyna's left to go find Jason, so it looks like...I'm the king
All the roman legions are left under my command,
She told me not to charge, but those Greeks I can't stand...
"Don't let those Greeks into our camp!"
That's what I said, but Percy is 'the champ'
Percy let them in and now New Rome's blown uuuup...
GREEKS BLEW IT UUUUP!!!
Kill those Greeks! Kill those Greeks!
Let blood from their bodies leeeeaak!
Kill those Greeks! Kill those Greeks!
Show them Romans are neeeveeer weak!
I don't care what Reyna says!
Let the war rage on...
Never liked those imbeciles anyway!
It's funny how some distance
Makes Reyna's control small
And the respect that once controlled them
Is gone with some money
It's time to kill these Greeks!
Because they insult me, they must suffer!
No mercy, no peace, no freedom, for Greeks!
Kill those Greeks! Kill those Greeks!
Let blood from their bodies leeeeaak!
Kill those Greeks! Kill those Greeks!
Show them Romans are neevverr weak!
Here they are!
And here they die!
Let the war rage on...
They need to die a painful death now!
My soul is waiting to hear them scream in pain!
And one wound are a deathly gift from the Romans!
The Gnomes are annoying me,
They were send by Greeks!
Kill those Greeks! Kill those Greeks!
Let blood from their bodies leeeeaak!
Kill those Greeks! Kill those Greeks!
Show them Romans are neeveer weak!
Here they are!
Seeing their last dawn!
Let the war rage on...
Never liked those idiots anyway!
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Straight from The Pits of Tartarus
FanfictionWhat do you do when your head is all filled up with ideas and thoughts, but you can't possibly make them all into fanfictions? Well, you make this book, filled with oneshots, headcanons, dialogue pieces and just everything somehow related to PJO/HoO...
