-guys guys ikik
-headcanons
-mine might be chaotic
-but like
-besties i got this
-why is that in the middle
-oh i figured it out my stupid brain just isn't rn
-wHaT tHe ToMfUcKeRy
-there's a lotta people i can imagine saying that
-um okay anYWays
-lets do this
-okay so
-parker peter's a pre-pubescent boy
-and pre-pubescent boys
-they do
-stuff????
-?????????????/
-peter and ned and mj are just like chilling
-they're doing their thing
-vibin n' shit
-and mj goes
-"peter you're the most innocent shit i've ever met"
-and peter's just downright offended, he's like please i'm so mature and not innocent
-ned's like "nah you're a babey"
-"pffftttt no i'm not"
-...
-who's gonna tell him
-"peter i didn't know you were so awkward about sex" not that one scene-
-anyways
-holy cow i use that word a lot
-cows are cool
-"i can be so dirty i've just never had that moment" he's puffin out his chest and crossin his arms all tryna be intimidating
-"pls be so fr with me rn" neds just cackling
-and now he's got this mindset where he's gotta prove them wrong
-so he goes home that night
-memorizes every dirty joke he can
-preparing to use them all on y/n
-and he goes to school that day
-ready with all his comebacks and shit
-homeboy is deadass prepared
-so you're by your locker, getting school shit out
-and peter's right there by you, prepping himself up
-"jeez i forgot how big this was"
-poor y/n just tryna get her chunky ass textbook outta her locker
-"...that's what she said"
-and you just stand there
-complete and utter shock
-tryna process what the fuck just came out of penis parker's mouth
-and as soon as you do
-that chunky ass book slips right through your hands (like peter slipped thru tony's as he slowly disintegrated)
-and some people just turn over and look at y'all like wtf
-"peter"
-"peter what the hell"
YOU ARE READING
peter parker/tom holland imagines
Fanfiction🕸️🕷️🕸️ oneshots for peter and tom! xreader, some requests taken 🕸️🕷️🕸️ first love, last words, worst odds 🕸️🕷️🕸️