peter parker/tom holland imagines

chronicles of the pre-pubescents over chat (1)

mj, ned, y/n, peter |may 5th, 6:28pm

mj: oml listen

mj: if it bites you and you die it's venomous

mj: if you bite it and you die it's poisonous

ned: what if it bites you and it dies

y/n: then ur poisonous jesus christ don't u listen

peter: what if it bites itself and i die

ned: that's voodoo

peter: what if it bites me and someone else dies

ned: that's correlation not causation

peter: what if we bite each other and neither of us die

y/n: that's kinky

mj: oh. my. god.