The family is all together again but that hardly means things are dull. The latest babysitter (a poor stressed Error 404) quickly learns that
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Ship Children Multiverse
"This truly is a busy multiverse. So very chaotic. I'm surprised that the Creator didn't try and change the Code to prevent all of these issues Though..."
Origin huffed but there was no true irritation in his voice, the exact opposite actually as he scrolled through the Code and continued to viciously mock what a failure the local Ink was. He couldn't understand why they let such a strange quirk stay up unless the monster in question really enjoyed children but he doubted that considering how most of his type were simply incompetent.
It was an odd Code glitch that evolved this multiverse, which used to be a basic Undertale, that the risk of a battle of mixing of magic could end up with a child being created in the process. It was a bizarre feature which is why he was shocked no one else had bothered to try and fix it. It wasn't exactly hard to do either, unimpressed by how many children were running around without any adult supervision. He would be having words if he bumped into their magic donors as they hardly got the right to be parents just from what he had observed in his short time here.
He hadnt realised just how disappointing this place would be due to multiple factors, simply having thought it would be a nice place for the children to socialise as he and End had realised the lack of monsters around their children's age so far in their travels.
He gave another quick glance around the park to make sure all his kids were here, still a tad paranoid after suddenly losing them so suddenly. He tried not to show how he wanted to bundle the children up in bubble wrap and hide in one of his created multiverses for a good few years until his non-existent SOUL stopped paining him. But he couldn't do that to his family, all of them such free spirits and knew that would likely crush a few of their spirits and frankly doubted Star would even condone being kept in one place for too long.
He wasn't going to lose what he had now so this was the next best thing, even if he was squeezing his mates hand as if he was going to crush it everytime one of their children were briefly out of view.
He still wasn't sure what exactly had caused them all to be separated, Jammy seeming to have no clue with Star oddly silent about the matter...and suddenly with a new companion. Although, he was a bit confused why Star had grabbed an Annoying dog of all things as he was aware the babybones seemed slightly fearful of that type of monster since he first knew them. He had done his best to keep them away from such monsters and yet here they were, carrying the white ball of fur with an adorably serious expression.
"I have matches if that would help, glitchy"
"Star, we are not burning the dog at the stake. One, that was for witches in stories and two, that is not what you asked me for help in the first place"
"...it's close enough though?"
"...i'm going to need you to explain nearly every word you say as i feel we are having wildly different conversations"
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"That is an excellent suggestion, Brom! I knew i could count on you!"
"What are you doing now?! Do not light that you little pyromaniac. You are going to set us all on fire if you keep adding your magic to it!"

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A Splash of ink
FanfictionEvery child requires care and affection in order to thrive. So what happens when one is born alone and spends centuries by themselves? "Ooo! What does this taste like?..why does my mouth suddenly feel so tingly?" "Spit that out, right now!" ....the...