›Avengers Preferences‹

There's an insect in the room

Steve: You were watching TV completely calm when you noticed a spider climbing up on the wall in front of you. "STEEEVEEE!" you yell, quickly crossing your legs on the couch you were sitting on. Steve came running to rescue you completely concerned. "What's the problem?!" he asks watching the terrified expression on your face. "There's... A- A spider in... The corner! " you manage to spit, pointing to the corner behind the door. He rolls his eyes and sighs and takes one of the magazines on the table to kill the humanity-threatening spider. Before she (or he) could escape, Steve slapped the rolled magazine against the wall, leaving nothing from the spider but it's rests on the wall. "My hero!" you say happily, coming close to hug him and kiss him.

Tony: You were in the kitchen happily making a sandwich when you noticed a little roach walking rapidly towards you. Fraction of a second and you were kneeling on the counter next to the sandwich, yelling like a little girl. "TONY! TONY! HELP!" you yelled scaring him and the roach. You heard some tools falling and Tony cursing and less than a minute later he entered the kitchen running. When he saw you like that he asked, "There's an insect, isn't it?" and you nodded. He looked for the little roach and stepped on it. "Ta-da" he said sarcastically. "You are going to give me a heart attack someday." he said as you hugged him.

Clint: You were cleaning up your room and it was getting a little too hot, so you decided to open the window. That turned out to be a bad idea, because a couple of minutes later you heard a soft buzzing, which became louder and closer every second. You looked around and saw a bee flying around the room. You widened your eyes and ran out of the room, all the while yelling as if you had seen Jeff the Killer. Clint came to you concerned, "What's happening?" he asks confused. "I am not going in that room until that damn bee is gone." you stated. Clint started laughing and went to take the insecticide to kill the bee, or at least make her go out. He came back a couple of minutes later. "It's gone." he announced, but still you made him go with you and check.

Bruce: "(Y/n)! (Y/n)! He called you, excitement notable in his voice. You came to attend his call and found him on the front door holding a box on his hands. "What's in the box?" you ask curious. "You'll love to see!" he said excitedly. "Let's go to the lab to open it!" he half-walked half-runned with the box on his hands and placed it on the nearest table. "Are you ready?" he asked rubbing his hands. You nodded and he took the lid off carefully. To your horror, there were four green lizards in there. "OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD, TAKE THEM AWAY, TAKE THEM AWAY!" You yell scaring him, he quickly put the lid back. "Why do you show them to me? Are you keeping them? Oh God, please say no." After a long time of arguing he promised not to leave them out of his lab.

Thor: You were sitting on the grass at the lake you had gone to for the weekend. You both had had a great time but now it was time to go back, and you were taking a rest after putting everything back in the car. You heard Thor closing the trunk and walking towards you. He sat next to you and said, "My love, is there a particular reason for the little green insect sitting on your hair?" you froze at his words and widened you eyes. "t..take it off... Take it off! TAKE IT OFF!" you begged, he rapidly stood up and took the grasshopper off your hair with his fingers and threw it away. "It's gone, my love." you sighed in relief and hugged him. "My hero." he smiled.

Pietro: "PIETROOOO!" you yelled, completely terrified, kneeling on a chair. Two minutes ago everything was fine, until that big fuzzy spider came up. Pietro seemed not to hear you, so you called him again. This time he came running. The second he saw you like that, he knew. "Where's the spider?" you pointed at it and he quickly grabbed a cup and a paper and catched the spider, running out and a minute later he was back. "There's nothing to worry about. I left her in Mexico." he laughed a little bit and you smiled, standing in the floor. He walked to you and hugged you. "There is no reason for you to cry!" you were so scares you didn't even notice about a tear running down your face.

Loki: *takes place in Midgard* "What is that?" he asks pointing at a corner of the wall. You both had just finished some duties (if you know what I mean...) and were laying in bed. You turn to look at what he's pointing and notice it's a lizard. Your deepest fear. And it's walking towards the bed. "OHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGOD" you say standing up, covering yourself with the sheets and going out the room. "Call me when it's gone!" you announce through the door. Loki sighs, stands up, puts a pair of boxers on and takes the little lizard on his hands. Rolling his eyes, he lets the lizard be free by letting him go through the window. "It's gone, (y/n)!" Loki announces. You peek your head through the door and look around. No lizard at sight. You walk in and kiss him. "Thank you!" you say. "Hey... You owe me some." he answers.

Bucky: You were taking a shower when it happened. A damn roach came in. You screamed like a little girl, and Bucky, who was just outside the bathroom in your room came running to your rescue. "What happened?! Are you okay?!" he asked-yelled, not daring to open the curtain, but that wasn't necessary as you threw it aside and stepped out immediately. "There is a damn insect in there!" you said as Bucky stared at your naked wet body. "JAMES!" you yelled at him, making him react. "What? Oh. Yeah. Right. The insect." he went inside and killed the roach, careful of not slipping. "Thank you" you say sighing, then getting him wet by hugging him. "You can continue with your shower, my lady." he announces making you giggle.

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So I literally imagined thousands of insects coming for me while writing this. Hope you like it!

~The writer x.