Purplephone One Shots

"Pocky Challenge" AU

"Vincent, this isn't going to work..."

Scott sighed and lifted the toast out of the toaster. Scott had suggested that the two do the Pocky Challenge, but Vincent had insisted on using toast.

"Aww, love, it'll turn out fine. Plus, I like toast better."

Scott positioned the toast between their mouths. It was burnt, and it was way too big. He had tried to tell Vincent...

Before he could even say "Ready?", Vincent had begun nibbling away at the bread. Scott did the same, rolling his eyes.

"Vincent, it's too big!"

"If you think this toast is too big, you should see my-"

"Maybe later, Vinny."

They started to get a little closer, and Scott just got more and more frustrated with the lump of burnt bread he couldn't seem to swallow. Vincent, however, seemed to be doing just fine.

"V-Vincent... mmph... I hate you..."

"Love you too, baby."

Vincent bit away the last piece of toast and pulled Scott close in a passionate kiss that tasted like... well, like burnt toast.

But Scott was happy.