Whouffle One Shots (Clara + Doctor)

My Favourite Peter Capaldi Moments

Best Peter Capaldi Moments as the 12th Doctor

Just felt like doing an easy chapter for me ☺ So yes, as you can tell from the title of this .... Part....Chapter? I will be covering some of my most favourite Peter Capaldi moments in his time of being the 12th Doctor. So SPOILERS I will be using quotes and plots from season 9 so if you haven't watched season 9 or up to the most recent episode (Face the Raven) than you should probably just leave this be. I am deciding not to make an Author's Note at the end of my chapters now. So Anyways have a fantastic day!

Allons-y

~Emily

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The Zygon Inversion (S9EP8)

"Every war ever fought, right there in front of you. Because it's always the same. When you fire that first shot, no matter how right you feel, you have no idea who's going to die! You don't know whose children are going to scream and burn! How many hearts will be broken! How many lives shattered! How much blood will spill until everybody does until what they were always going to have to do from the very beginning. Sit down and talk! Listen to me. Listen, I just, I just want you to think. Do you know what thinking is? It's just a fancy word for changing your mind.

The Zygon Invasion (S9EP7)

Hello, it's Doctor Disco. I'm in the twenty first century. I don't know what month. I'm staking out some of the most dangerous creatures imaginable.

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DOCTOR: Oh, and do you still have the presidential aircraft?

CLARA: I thought you didn't like being President of the World.

DOCTOR: No, but I like poncing about in a big plane.

The girl who died (S9EP5)

We need to pull that silvery stuff out of Clara's space suit. We can use it to magnify the electrical charge. Stop looking confused! Look happy! Winning is all about looking happier than the other guy. Always walk briskly. Makes you a moving target

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CLARA: Plan, Doctor? Any time soon.

DOCTOR: I do have a plan.

CLARA: Yeah, so you keep saying for two days on a longboat.

DOCTOR: Well, only because you were looking worried.

CLARA: Only because you kept saying I do have a plan.

DOCTOR: I do have a plan.

CLARA: There you go.

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CLARA: That's not really Odin, is it?

DOCTOR: He hasn't even got a yo-yo

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The Caretaker (S8EP6)

DOCTOR: Yes, me. Now, go. The walls need sponging and there's a sinister puddle.

CLARA: You can't do this. You cannot pass yourself off as a real person among actual people.

DOCTOR: I lived among otters once for a month. Well, I sulked. River and I, we had this big fight

CLARA: Human beings are not otters!

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You're a soldier. Why would you go out with a soldier? Why not get a dog or a big plant?

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DOCTOR: How does that work? What if the kids have questions?

DANNY: About what?

DOCTOR: Maths.

DANNY: I answer them. I'm a maths teacher.

DOCTOR: But he said you were a soldier.

DANNY: Yeah. I was a soldier, now I'm a maths teacher.

DOCTOR: But what about all the PE?

DANNY: I don't teach PE. I'm not a PE teacher.

DOCTOR: Sorry, that seems very unlikely.

Listen (S8EP4)

Question. Why do we talk out loud when we know we're alone? Conjecture. Because we know we're not.

Evolution perfects survival skills. There are perfect hunters.

There is perfect defence.

Question. Why is there no such thing as perfect hiding? Answer. How would you know? Logically, if evolution were to perfect a creature whose primary skill were to hide from view, how could you know it existed?

It could be with us every second and we would never know. How would you detect it, even sense it, except in those moments when, for no clear reason you choose to speak aloud? What would such a creature want? What would it do? Well? What would you do?

Face the Raven (S9EP10)

Doctor: What Clara said about not taking revenge. Do you know why she said that?

Ashildr: She was saving you

Doctor: I was lost a long time ago. She was saving you. I'll do my best but I strongly advise you get out of my way. You'll find it's a very small universe when I'm angry with you

Death in heaven (S8EP12)

Missy: Tiny bit pleased? oh, go on, crack a smile. I want to see if your eyebrows drop off

Doctor: All this. All of it, just to give me an army?

Missy: Well i don't need one do I? Armies are for people who think they're right. And nobody thinks they're righter than you. Give a good man firepower and he'll run out of people to kill

Doctor: I don't want an army!

Missy: Well that's the trouble! Yes you do! You've always wanted one! All those people suffering in the Dalek camps? Now you can save them. All those bad guys winning all the wars? Go and get the good guys back

Doctor: Nobody can have that power

Missy: You will, because you don't have a choice. There's only one way you can stop these clouds from opening up and killing all your little pets down here. Conquer the universe, Mister President. Show a bad girl how it's done

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