[CMPL8] BTS Random Scenarios 2

CASTS

Author-Nim / A/N as:

the gamemaster of this book xD

YOU as:

 the Lucky-Assed Fan who's with BTS in the chapters, not to mention which can either be BTS shared JAGIYA/Mom/Sister/Bestfriend/Pet/Teacher or any roles which A/N will give you.
*evil smiling faceu*
*got sprayed by Hobi with a holy water*
*screaming with a smoking face*

Cinnamon status:  Looks like a Cinnamon, but which is actually a potato

JIN as:

-the Sassy Pink Super Mario-Fan Princess who lives a life of an unscripted comedy
-mother of a Sugar Coated Turtle Slug, Rainbow Horse, Jamless Jeju Rock, A 4D Alien Puppy & A Golden Seagull... where the hell did he get these genes..
-wife of the Desctruction God 
-Specialty is in Dancing

Cinnamon status: Looks like a Cinnamon, and will feed himself to you

SUGA as:

-the laziest *got Swaeg slapped* I mean, SWAEGEST PERSON EVER LIVED
-chic and swaeg

Cinnamon status:  Looks like a Cinnamon, but will definitely kill you 

JHOPE as:

the kind-hearted baby pony who's got a mental breakdown at scary things....especially at snakeus and dirty water on his faceu.

Cinnamon status:  Looks like a Cinnamon, and is actually a Cinnamon

RAPMON as:

-the husband of the Sassy Pink Super Mario-Fan Princess
-breaks everything even your ovaries, has a weird fashion that no one can beat

Cinnamon status: Looks like which can kill you, but actually a Cinnamon

JIMIN as:

so JAMFUL that his Jams were nowhere to be seen and has been called JAMLESS, passionate and talented, everybody's bitch.

Cinnamon status: Looks like a Cinnamon that can kill, but you will still be willing to eat

TAEHYUNG as:

the 4D Kid which has no clue how to HUMAN, thinks differently that it is so brilliant, impossible to resist. In a relationship with Lady Bug. Stitch's Cousin. Ohana means Family.

Cinnamon status:  Looks like a Cinnamon, but is a Vanilla Pudding

JUNGKOOK as:

the Group Maknae who is now legal, thinks he is a legal adult but the world still see him as a baby bunny which needs more and more inifinite care. And poop-dropping seagull. Savage. -_-

Cinnamon status:  Looks like that could kill, and actually could kill.

NECK PILLOW as:

Suga's beloved wife.

JAMS as:

If Exo has Eldorado, then to BTS was the Jams.. The root of NamMin's rivalry. ANd which is still fvcking missing. WHO'S HIDING IT!!!  YOU READER!? DO YOU HAVE IT!!?

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) as:

Felipe, the creepy guy which occurs in creepy or IYKWIM situations, especially if it means Byunsiness.. 

LADY BUG as:

Taehyung's long lived in a relationshipped GULLFRIEND!!

Other Kpop Groups as THEMSELVES

Do I have to?