[CMPL8] BTS Random Scenarios 2

[Song Parody] No More Food by BTS

Tone: NO MORE DREAMS
*there's a minus one on the media so you could sing along xD*
Situation: BTS running out of food xD

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*instrument*

Who the fuck ate the last leg of CHICKEN!
Who the fuck ate the last leg of CHICKEN!
Who the fuck ate the last leg of CHICKEN!

WHO THE FUCK.....
ATE THE LAST LEG....

Owww..

I wanna beef ribs, big steak and onion rings
But inside the fridge I got nothing
HA! Namjoon hid the last chicken
And pabo, he lost it, and now we're out of foods.

Yow chop chop chop I learning to chop shit, yo better listen
I'm gonna cook this rat that's from my trap that ate my chicken,
With honey, anchovies, this will taste like chicken
Arasseo omma, Namjoon's not really cooking right?

Calling out Jin Hyung, shit, eommaya..
Namjoon hyung's cooking, help, where are yah?
I gotta say....

Let's just call that pizza guy

We can go and eat outside
Wanna go? Yeah let's go!
Jiminie please treat me.

We just came from the grocer?!
With my six ugly brothers
All they knew was to eat and to eat until the foods were all gone
So now we're out of foods, it's a problem, where's the foods we bought?
STOP!
We're out foods and we have nothing left to eat, well screw y'all!

Roasted Rats really tastes like CHICKEN
Roasted Rats really tastes like CHICKEN
Roasted Rats really tastes like CHICKEN
Roasted Rats.....
tastes like CHICKEN....

Chorus:

NAMJOON SHUT UP! (You're such a liar)
SUGA SUGA STOP! (Don't start a fire)
Because we're out of money
No foods, getting crazy!

Jiminie do us a small favor..
(NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH~)
Tell me I got jams, then I give you money
(NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH~)
Not happening, You still got no jams.

Okay Jimin now save me
Come back to me baby
Do you want me now, 
Then get me now
YoonMin's now shipping

Shall I kill your man? 
That dumb blonde (boom) Bye Oppa
Just shot him in the head
Now buy me food--ahh

HOSEOK now is getting Yandere
Don't make me jealous~
Let's buy some banana yeah
Goes good with salmons!

Let's eat that butterfly?
Oh shit I think I'm high
Hoseok is hungry now buy foods for your oppa!

Told you to eat it slow, I warn ya,
Now we're out foods, go drink some watah
I gotta say....

Buy some foods, I need to go.
Got the money, Jin let's go

Wanna go? Yeah let's go!
Gotta buy some jams.

Never eating rat, I'm DYING!
Never gonna eat that rat, I'm DYING!
That rat's a poison, I am DYING!
Now buy some real....
Foods.....
OH FUCK IT!!

Chorus:

Jin Hyung HURRY UP! (coz we're starving)
Jimin Jimin Jimin-ahh!! (buy some carrots)
We we're all now starving, coz we ate like pigs
Jin and Jimin now buy us some good foods...

La la la la la la
Now we're waiting 
Now waiting for our foods

La la la la la la
Hoseok's eating the grass in the backyard.

Bridge:

I'm so hungry waiting for them..
You're not alone, I'm starving
I'm so done, let's go after them!
It's 3 hours late and we're hungry!

JIN HYUNG!
JIMIN !
WHERE ON HELL ARE YOU NOW!?
YOU'RE IN TROUBLE TROUBLE
WE'RE ON OUR WAY NOW!
MAKE IT DOUBLE DOUBLE!
Double burgers now!
Coz we're eating outside now!
Coz we're all starving now!! 

SHIT!

Last Chorus:

HOLD IT RIGHT UP! (The foods are now here)
See me see me see me yahh (We are so happy)
We bought carrots for Kookie
Jams for Jimin..
Oh shit Namjoon is going near...

Na na na na na na
Stop Namjoonie let Jimin have his jams
Na na na na na na
Boys slow down or we'll run out of foods again

Namjoon: Told ya we eat like pigs~ hahahahah

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HOPE YOU GOT THE TONE. THIS SONG GOT SOME BAD-ASS RAPS! HAHAHAHAH

wxtxrfxll sing it fo me.. xD

here's ur request xD