POEM DISSING with BTS

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RULE: EVERY BTS WOULD CHOOSE THEIR VICTIM and MAKE A DISS POEM AT THEM..




Roses are Red

Violets are Blue

Jin likes Pink

His mouth smells like sink.


From: Anonymous_LOL

Jin: Sink? Wow.. Perfect.. I'm not cooking foods for you bastards. Dieee...
Rapmon: HEY WHO THE HELL WROTE THAT!!!! ANSWER!!! *defending*
Tae: WOW. ROOOOOD! THAT WILL NEVER BE BWI~
Other Members: *lowkey giggling*



I have a short poem.

But it's fine, this is longer

Than this short stranger

Jimin the Jamless.


From: IhateUJimin43vE12

Other Members: *holding their laugh*
Jimin: THAT DIDNT EVEN RHYME. Go on, laugh. I'm used to it. -_-
Other Members: *bursting laughs*
Jimin: *done* All is well . All is well . Chim-chim you're a good person.
BTS: *rotflol*



Roses are Red

Violets are Blue

My legs shine like stars

Infires.


From: 3Doll4HSwa36

Suga: Oh my gosh, thanks to that member who---
Jin: Oh please, we know it's you who wrote it by--
Suga: atleast my mouth doesnt smell like SINK.
BTS: burn
Jin: *hides inside green tunnels* Not coming out.



His name is Rapmon

God of Destruction

He's my favorite in my Fam

Because he has so much Jam.


From: AnoMINous

Rapmon: *sighs*
BTS: give the child a chance..
Rapmon: Jimin...
Jimin: :D
Rapmon: You're born with no Jams. *left*
BTS: *patting Jimin*


He is Hope

Oh, JHope

Add V

Oh, VHOPE!


From: Kim.Taehyung

Jhope: Awww, TAEHYUNG~
V: huh? Taehyung no write that..
JHope: *grits his teeth* justactlikeyouwrotethatiwantjimintogetjealous
Jungkook: V! I THOUGHT VKOOK 4ever!?
V: Uhhh Hobi said that I should tell you I write that to make Chim2x Jealous.
V: Yes, BWI WRITE THAT :D RIGHT HOBI?? *winkwink*
JHope: *facepalm*
Suga: I felt sorry for this child. C'mon V, lemme teach you to lie.
Jin: *pulled V* No.



My baby is Jungkookie

He was born with a dinky.

Now he turns Nineteen. 

Still the baby boo of SeokJin.


From: Kim_SeokJin

BTS: HAHAHAH "dinky" *ROTFLOL*
Jungkook: *facepalming, doomed on the corner*
Jin: Why are they laughing?
Jungkook: Because your POEM IS SSSSOOOOO AMAZING. -_-
Rapmon: DINKY JUNGKOOKIE~ xD
Jungkook: *breathing* I'm mature... they're dumb. It's not my fault they're mentally broken. They're rust, I'm golden.


He's hard to control

But has a good mind and soul

Taehyung is goal

But Namjoon is cool.


From: k_joon

Taehyung: woooh.. SO DEEP! THANKS HYUNG!
Rapmon: You're welcome kid.
Jungkook: But I think V is the coolest kid among all of us.
Rapmon: *glared at JK*
Suga: *coughs* SUGA coolest!
Jimin: Yeah. Namjoon is cool. Too old for school.
Jin: apply alcohol to the burned area
Jhope: Jimin, that was cool.
Rapmon: WTF!

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