Jungkook: Hyung, What is a BONER?

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Jin: *scolds Kookie*

WHO THE HELL TEACH KOOKIE THIS B-WORD!! YOU SHOULDN'T BE TEACHING THE MAKNAE SOME MALICIOUS WORD---AHHHHHHH!!!!!! 

*aggressively munches his lettuce and asparagus to calm down*


/running away, went to Rapmon/


Rapmon: BONER? Ahhhh---*scratches nape*---mmm...How should I say this... 

*tilting head, having difficulties how to explain it*

Ahhh... It's a thing that us guys felt after....uhhh.. Ummm..

*scratches head*

Why are you doing this to Hyung?


/went to V/


Taehyung: HEHEHHEHE BONER? Is it that one who makes the bones? ಠ◡ಠ

*he knows but he's too afraid to share it, remembers Jin* 


/went to Hobi/


JHope: *screaming while bathing Kookie in the lake of Jisoo's Holy Water*

YOUUUUUUUU SHAAALLLL NOOOOOTTTT SAIIIIIDDD DIRTY WOOOOORDDDDSEU!!


/after bathing, still went to suga to continues for his Boner Quest/


Suga: WHOAAA!!! What a question is that kid? Don't ask me. I ain't gonna answer that.

*afraid that Jin will stab him if Jin knew*


/saw Jimin, asks the same/


Jimin: *whispers to Kookie while his other hand were doing some hand gestures while explaining it*

. . .. and that is what a Boner is.

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Jungkook:  *mind + blown* 

Jungkook: *was lost on his wall into the deep hallows of Manhood* 

Jungkook: *scarred by Jimin for life*  

Jungkook: *regrets why he asks*

Jungkook: *mixed emotions*

Jungkook: *V hyung lied*

Jungkook: *I should be playing my rattle right now*

Jungkook: *hasta lavista innocence*

Jungkook: *Manhood welcomes Kookie*

Jungkook:  Uhhh... okay.

/refer to media/   


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