[CMPL8] BTS Random Scenarios 2

BTS courting Kookie

Rapmonster: With your sexy mind and your sexy body...

JK: Next...

Rapmonster: But you havent--

JK: Can you fix my broken heart?

Rapmon:/loses at the word 'FIX'/

Jin: *walks in*

JK: What the fuck Mom!?

Jin: But I dont want my baby to be with---

JK: Out MOM!!

Jin: WATCH YOUR TONE KOOKIE!!

JK: can you leave mom? kindly please?

Jin: Okay baby. Mommy's--

Jk: Mom..

Jin: byyyeee

Suga: Swaeg.. u got swaeg..

Jk: Next..

Suga: I got 3 dollah chayns, you want bling? I have---

Jk: Not dating a smuggler. Leave.

Suga: *dgaf, leaves*

Taehyung: *smiles*

Jk: *Tae passed* Meet me---

Taehyung: nuuu.. I'm just here to ask what channel is Disney Channel where dora the swiper plays?

Jk: *raises mid finger*

Taehyung: AAAHHHH CHANNEL 1?? Thank yoooo *leaves happily*

Jhope: *awkward flustering*
*eyes wandering not to look at kookie*

Jk: *narrows eyes*
why are u here?

Jhope: making sure if chimchim is here..

Jk: OUT

Jhope: You no funeu.. No funeu!!

GD: *comes in*

Jk: *drools rainbows*

Jk: please sing for me Senpai!?Then it is a yes!!!

Gd: *sang like an infant dolphin*

Jk: fuck. ur not GD... *takes sunglass*

Jk: I knew it.

Jimin: Pleae give me a chance!! i would even pull a bullet for yo---

Jk: *shots jimin with a gun*

Jimin: *shock, dying* Wha---why kookie..

Jk: now pull the bullet out from u.

Jimin: *died*

Jk: nex---

*Kyungsoo entered*

Jk: *gasps* R u--

Kyungsoo: Nope. Just going to collect a dead body.
*drags chimchim*

Jk: *jawdrop*

Jisoo: *threw holy water at where Jimin died, leaves*

Jhope: *went running after Jisoo and Jimin, screaming*

Taehyung: Did I just heard a gun shot!?

Jk: . . .

Tae: . . .

VKook: BANG BANG BANG!!!
*Fanboying af*

Jk: Will u be my boy?!

V: *stops* No. Taehyung got lady bug. bye.. Dora is already slaying princess bubble gum.. need to watch Pokemon.

Jk:. . . .

Jin: its okay bBy.. mom's here..

Jk: . .

Rapmon: You and Jimin got no jams.

Jk: well fuck u.

Rapmon: *blank stare at Kookie, thinking of a comeback*

Suga: well.. im selling my chayyyyns foh only 1 dollah.. huh. wanna buy?? huh?? huh?? Infires..

JinKookieRapmon: . . . .

Rapmon: crap. its inspires.

Suga: . . . . only half a dollah?? wanna buy mah chaynnns?? C'mooooon. Its marked Swaeg?? I also hab sunglasses only 2 dollahs