[CMPL8] BTS Random Scenarios 2

BTS Random: Super JJ

*Dramatic Heroic music in BG*

Jungkook: This is my destiny, I knew where I belong... 

*jumps of a building, landed smoothly*

Jungkook: I'm not just an ordinary boy... I fight monsters, beasts and bad guys.

*punches the monster, Jungkook grunts as he carried the monster and threw it to away*

Jungkook: Saving people's lives is my destiny.. And it's time for evil and darkness to leave this world... And it's my job.

*jumps up then flew like Superman, flew around the city*

Jungkook: 'Cause I am......

*lands on the top of a building, heroic stand, looking at the sunset*

Jungkook: Super JJ

*hands clenched on the hips while chest out like all super heroes do, cape is flowing with the air at his back*

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Jin: *vacuuming at the floor* 
KOOKIE---

Jungkook: SUPER JJ!!

Jin: errmmm.. Su...per---JJ...

Jungkook: YOU CALL??
*hero voice* 

Jin: Baby, that's cute..But, I suggest you to get down on that sofa or you'll break a rib if you won't. Get down from there. Right.....now.

Rapmon: YAH!!! I JUST----HEY! I JUST CLEANED THE SOFA!!
*threw the rug furiously on the floor*

Jungkook: *tongues out* *runs around the house*
I'M SUPER JJ~!!! WOOOOSHHH!!
*chanting his own heroic BGM*

Jin: *sigh* Calm down Namjoon, he's just a child.. Just clean it again.

Rapmon: OH FUCKING SHIT!!! YOU KNOW HOW MANY HOURS I SPENT JUST TO CLEAN THOSE SOFA WITHOUT BREAKING IT!!
*lands his hand on the sofa*
*sofa tears a cloth*
SEE!?!?!?! SEE WHAT I DID THERE!? I BREAK SOMETHING AGAIN!! DAMMIT!!
*left the house mad*

Jin: . .*smh'ed*. . . *continued vacuuming* 

V: *jumps out and pose like a superhero*
HAH!!! I AM SUPER BWI!! SUPER JJ's SIDE KICK!! FEAR ME!!!
*poses again seriously*

Jin: . . is... . is that an underwear on your head, Tae?

V: I AM NOT TAE! I AM SUPER BWI~ AND I HAVE A COOL MASK , HUH!!!
*runs around the house next to Super JJ...I mean Jungkook*

JHope: *poking Jimin with a stick*
HYUNG~ CHIM2x IS NOT MOVING ANYMORE~

Jin: What?? What are y---JIMIN!? WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU!?

Jimin: *lifelessly lies flat on the floor*
Hehehe.. Kookie and I were playing Hero & Villain, I was suppose to be the monster, but then he literally threw me here... And now I can't feel my legs ^_^ .. Kookie is a great superhero hyung.. You must see that. :D

JHope: CHIMCHIM! PLEASE STAY WITH ME~

Jimin: HOBI~ Be.......STRONG... 

*just like a dying scene in some movies*

JHope: CHIMCHIM??

Jimin: Good....bye....

*last breath, dead(as if)*

JHope: NOOOOOOOOO!!!! I....WILL...AVENGE.....YOU!!! 

JHope: SUPER JJ! FIGHT ME!

V: NO! YOU HAD TO FIGHT ME FIRST BEFORE YOU FIGHT SUPER JJ!!

Jungkook: SUPER BWI.... Calm down.. Super JJ can handle this.

V: WHY SO COOL SUPER JJ!!

Jungkook: *smirk* You wanna fight me? Then let's fight...

*JHope & Kookie charging each other while screaming*

Jin: *watching them* *rolled eyes*

Jin: Come on, Chim-chim, stand up there..

Jimin: *whispers*
I'm suppose to be dead, I shouldn't talk..
*plays dead again*

Jin: *roll eyes* *drags chim2x on the floor until they reached Chim2x's room*

Suga: *who just woke up*

Suga: Hey Hyung, have you saw my Green Boxers and my blue towel, it's gone in my--

Jin: You mean those? *points at JK&V*

Suga: What the fuck----HEY! GIVE ME BACK MY BOXER AND TOWEL! YOU SCUMBAGS!! COME HERE!! I'M GONNA BEAT YOU ALL UP TILL I GET MY HANDS ON YOU! GIMME BACK MY TOWEL AND BOXER!

Jungkook: *gasps* THE SUPERIOR EVIL VILLAIN! LET'S FLY!! *runs*

V: LET'S GO!!!!! *followed*

Jhope: *chased them* HEY! WE'RE NOT DONE!!! COME BACK!!! I'M GONNA AVENGE MY CHIM2x !!!

Jin: *smh*

Rapmon: *comes in the house*

Jin: Oh, you're back..

Rapmon: I just calmed myself down and----AHHHH!!! I JUST CLEANED THE WHOLE LIVING ROOM AND NOW!!

Jin: Calm down namjoo--

Rapmon: *releasing tantrum, going outside again*

Jin: NAM--

Rapmon: *door slams*

Jin: joon...*sighs* *facepalm*

Jin: *rubbing the bridge of his nose*

Jin: That's it Jin....You....Have...To....Calm...Down...Breath in....Breath out.... 

Jin: *breathing*