[CMPL8] BTS Random Scenarios 2

BTS as Girls: Before their Performance

Nami(RM): OH MY GOD!! I break my ughh.. Where is my LIPSTICK!? GIRLS.. CAN I BORROW YOURS?

BTS: *hides all their lipsticks after knowing what RM's in capable of*

Rapmon: ......fine. My lips were hotter than all of y'all anyway. BARE. NAKED. LIPS.
*pouted sexily in the mirror*

Jean(Jin): *at the mirror* Oh my god.. such beauty..

*poses* AUGH! Why can't I be so ugly~

*gazes at the mirror* GUYS, SHE'S SO PERFECT, SEE?? SHE'S A GODDESS, RIGHT?

*pointing at herself*

Mina(JM): *taking selfies* *updating twitter*

*mumbling at the side alone*
Since you all are ignoring me... then I'm gonna upload some photos of you when you all in are in your undies an hour ago. Hehehe. ARMYs(Fanboys) will dig this..
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Seo(JH): *watching the performance of Blue Velvet on the TV*

ICE CREAM YOU SCREAM GIMME THAT GIMME THAT ICE CREAM!!

AHHHHH!H!!!!!!1111 I REALLY LOVE DANCING BOYGROUP DANCES!

*touch my body by brostars plays*

AHHHH!!! THIS IS MY MUSIC!!!!

*furiously dance touch my body*

Sugar(SG): WHO THE HELL HIDE MY EARPHONES!? WHAT THE FUCK!!!!

Jin: It's in your foot, and Sugar, your language.

Suga: Whatever bitch.....
*tries to grab it, but too lazy to get up*

Suga: OKAYP! So....I'll be playing my musics in full volume.

Bibi(V): Uhhh.. Guys.. Can I not join the performance right now? I have uhhh..
*turns around and shows the stain in her butt*
I'm on my period.. :(

BTS: . . .. uh Tae?

Bibi: I know :( I'm sorry. Kiko, can you do my parts.. I really can't :( DAMN THIS SATAN'S BLOODY RITUAL NIAGARA FALLS..

BTS: It's not a period stain, it's Nami's lipstick you've sit on.

Bibi: *grins cutely after realizing her dumbness*

Kiko(JK): *comes slamming in the door and pointing at the members*
I HATE YOU....YOU....YOU...YOU...I LOVE YOU BIBI....
*points at Mina*
FUCK YOU....
*pointing at their manager*
AND YOU!!

BTS: Whoa.. Kiko.. slow down..

Kiko: DONT. YOU. FUCKING TALK TO ME!

Jean: KIKO LANGUAGE!!

Kiko: *throws tantrum* *walks out the waiting room*

/meanwhile/

Bibi: HEY GIRLS! I FOUND THESE ON KIKO'S BAG! :D

Jean: OMG! BIBI! THOSE ARE TAMPOONS---

Nami: Oh.. THat's why she's so---

BTS: Ohhh...

Jean: *nodding* She's on her period.

BTS: *sigh*