[CMPL8] BTS Random Scenarios 2

BTS Calling 911

Jin: 911, there's a dead body here..................help

911: What's the reason of the person's death sir?

Jin: He got beaten by with a frying a pan by a beautiful tall angel looking guy, "GAY". The victim seems to teased him after the victim knew he likes pink and collects mario stuffs, so that handsome beautiful looking guy which is so handsome killed that motherfucking hater.

911: Oh.. Don't worry sir. We were tracking your call and the address of your location. Please stay calm. Okay?

Jin: Okay.. Just... be fast.. I aM So ScARed. Thank you. Bye.♥

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911: Hello 911 here, how can I help you?

V: Hello?

911: Yes, hello sir.

V: It is me..

911: Uhh... Kindly state your name, may i presume?

V: I was wondering If after all these years you'--

911: . . . . .oh

*hangs call*

*bwi calls again*

911: Hell--

V: HELLO FROM THE OTHER SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDEEEE!!!!

911: &!$#$%^#

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911: 911.. How can I help you?

Rapmon: HELLO 911!! THIS IS R------

/line beeps/

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911:  uhhhh...

/A/n: do you get whats happening here?/

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Jungkook: 911!! AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!

911: Sir calm down.. what happened

Jungkook: THERE WERE GUYS FIGHTING!!

911: Sir, please remain calm, go to a--

Jungkook: I CAN'T FUCKING CALM DOWN !! THE JAMLESS ONE IS WINNING!!!!

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911: Hello 911 here. How can I---

Jhope:  911.. Uhh, can you help me?

911: What's the problem sir?

Jhope: I was thinking of confessing my love for this guy...

911: 

Jhope: And I tried confronting him...

911:

Jhope: And it end up, me knowing that he has a boyfriend..

911: What's with this case?

Jhope: I killed them both. Help. . . Hello?? Hello? Are you there??

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Suga: 911!!!!!!!!! HELP ME!! *crying like getting terrorized*

911: Your address has been located sir, please stay cal---

Suga: *sobbing* okay! okay! please.. be faster.

911: the police are now coming to your home.

/police barges in to his home/

Suga: *watching tv* hello there... are you the police? Can you get the remote which is on the tv across me? thanks...

Police: . . . . 

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Jimin: hello 911!!

911: Hello sir. 911... How can--

Jimin: Well.. well.. well.. a lady huh?

911: *flustered voice* Uh...yes sir...

Jimin: Are you single??? Not dating in particular?? Uhh what's your vital stats?

911: Sir....How can I help you? Wh---

Jimin: Oh, I was murdered but, it's okay. Since I heard your angelic voice. Can I take you out after I got an ambulance here?

911: . . .