"That's how I met your dad"

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/Choose your stan and only read your stan's story :D/


*Jungkook Stans*

You: *screaming on the bridge* DAMMIT! I ORDERED FRIED CHICKEN! NOT LAMB SKEWERS!! HOW AM I SUPPOSE TO--

Jungkook: *popped out of nowhere* You said Lamb skewers? OH MY GAWD

Jungkook: *popped out of nowhere* You said Lamb skewers? OH MY GAWD

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You: *confused looking at him*

You: Dude.. wtf

JK: hehe, I can help you know.

You: *frowned and confused*

JK: Ahhh.. hehhe *embarrassed*

You: You wanna help? Buy these lamb skewers so I can buy my burgers.. Darn.

JK: Uhh, how about, you, me, burgers dinner & with lab skewers tonight? How's that? *wiggling eyebrows*


*Taehyung stans*

Your car suddenly broke down at the middle of nowhere.. you got off your car and started throwing tantrum, kicking & ranting on your car..

You: DAMMIT! I FIXED YOU LIKE 5 MINUTES AGO AND THEN YOU--YOU PUT ME IN THIS PLACE OF NOWHERE! DARN! I HATE YOU--

*clear throats behind you, you turned*

Taehyung: WHOA!! YOU TALK TO A CAR TOO!?

You: Yeah so..

Taehyung: omfg..I THOUGHT I AM THE ONLY ONE! WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN ALL MY LIFE! YOU! MARRY ME!!

You: . . .

Taehyung: Uhh...

Taehyung: Uhh

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*Suga stans*

You were on the line and somebody overtake and lined before you after waiting in the cashier for an hour..

You: WHY DONT YOU JUST LEAVE THE FUCK OUT AND GET ON WITH YOUR MOTHER FUKCING BUSINESS BECAUSE BOY... YOU SUCK!

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