[CMPL8] BTS Random Scenarios 2

Who's Your Oppa? by BTS

*Boys In Luv tone*

Pink Princess, Cool Turtle
A Unicorn, A God Of Destruction?
Jamless Rock, Alien Puppy
Or A Seagull that Poops Golden Cookies

(INFIRES!!!)

Wae? Wae? Have a problem on choosing?
Wae? Wae? Better pick one wisely!
Wae? Wae? Seven of us are waiting?
Who are you picking?
Who are you picking?

(JUNGKOOK!) Wassup, Golden Maknae here
(SEAGULL!) Shut up, don't call me that name!
(KOOKIE!) Hey girls I'm FREE & LEGAL!
(SO WHAT!?) Girls better pick Hot Maknae~ >;)

Shut up Jeon Seagull, coz Kim Seokjin might hear you, you'll be screwed
It is past your bed time, do you want me to tuck you in your bed?
The name's Kim Namjoon girls, better prepare your ovaries!!
With this big manly voice, all will explode for a second!

Then what now, if your big manly voice will capture all their hearts? OH!
A B C D U C K what the fuck I spell DUCKMon! OH!
I am your HOPE I will capture you with my AEGYO!
There'll be nonstop dancing while I touch your body~ Annyeong~

Refrain:
Rapmon got burned, Kookie got served
Hey Hoseok hyung? Bwi needs your answer?
Remember our first kiss? First kiss?
I know that you liked it! Liked it!

Chorus:
Girl! You know you're driving us crazy..
I really wanna call you my baby!
You say what you want
You say what you want
You should better prepare your body..

The maknaes were talking dirty..
Hyung will ground them for eternity..
Please say what you want
Tell me what you want
I really wanna call you my Jagiya~

Wae? Wae? Have a problem on breathing?
Wae? Wae? Better pick one wisely!
Wae? Wae? Seven of us are waiting?
Why are you smiling?
You're so amazing!

You are a bad bad girl, you need a swaeg swaeg boy
Naughty or nice, I'll take it both, you're hot as hell hell girl
I am the Min Yoongi Suga, or just call me your Honey~
As long you're with me, we'll be the couple of the century.

Will you pick the Min Suga? (Swaeg Swaeg Swaeg)
Lemme wreck your bias list (lazy us fuck)
My smile is (Gummy)
My legs are (GG)
My voice is an example of porn (Swaeg Yoongi)
AAAWW!!

What the hell are ya talking about Hyung Min Suga..
Big house and big chains is what you care, right? (Holla!)
Just shut up coz all you got no jams.. (Monstah)
You can all leave coz the last man standing is me and not you

Refrain:
Namjoon shut up, Suga back up
Kim Seokjin here! Your handsome master~
I'm the girls' ideal~ ideal~
And I am very very pretty.. handsome..

Chorus:
Girl! You know you're driving us crazy..
I know you're looking at my body!
You say what you want
You say what you want
Taehyung thinks that you're very sexy

Jimin will also talk dirty..
I'll be in my room, getting ready..
You say what you want
Ask me what you want
Lets fulfill that sexy fantasy girl..

Bridge:
[NAMJOON]
Call me oppa, Namjoon oppa..

[SUGA]
You got swaeg girl, you can have Suga.

[JIN]
Seokjin will take care of you, make you say 'I do'.

[JHOPE]
I'll make you smile when you're feeling blue.

[V]
Bwi oppa, you're only oppa..

[JUNGKOOK]
I really wanna wanna call you my Jagiya..

[JIMIN]
You're my only. One and only.

[All]
NOW TELL US, WHO YOU CHOOSE AS YOUR OPPA?????

Chorus:
Girl! You know you're driving us crazy..
Is it hard to pick your one and only?
You say what you want
Ask me what you want
Don't you know we're almost done singing!

Is it Seokjin or Yoongi?
Taehyung, Hoseok or Jimin?
Is it Jungkook? or is it Namjoon?
Tell us now, who is your oppaaa?

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Ok I'm done. xD