[CMPL8] BTS Random Scenarios 2

How to Summon BTS

Face the mirror.

"Mirror mirror on the wall who's the fairiest of them all."

Then Jin will answer on the mirror.

Jin: "You referring to me right?"

Grab him and break the mirror.

Put a one bottle of Jam on your door step.

Wait till midnight.

After that you'll summon 2 BTS members.

Rapmon & Jimin. Fighting over a Jam.

Get a net. Capture them. Put them in the basement, watch them fight.

Kill a pillow.

Then a Pillow Grim Reaper will appear behind you.

Suga: "I'm here for that dead pillow. Swaeg."

Give him gold chains.

For sure, he'll stay.

Talk to a car.

Then somebody will walk next to you.

Taehyung: "I KNEW IT! I KNEW IT! CARS CAN TALK! RIGHT!? Hi... I'm Taehyung."

Keep on talking with non-living things.

Chances you'll make him fall for you.

Hang a poster of JiKook in your room.

Leave your room until sunrise.

Then you'll meet someone in your room ripping all those posters.

Give him carrots. Horses love carrots.

Oh, safety first, wear earplugs, Jhope might be screaming while doing it.

Prepare lamb skewers outside on your house.

While staring at the lamb skewers, repeat this sentence thrice.

"Kookie is legal."

Then someone from underground will summon a Jungkook fresh from hell, taking you with him.

And chance will be, he'll make you his baby maker.

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Thanks to fairytalenonsense .. EXOtic_Cinder_Nessa .. LunaXe for reminding me :)

I got this chap on the wrong book. *cues RV's dumb dumb*