[CMPL8] BTS Random Scenarios 2

If BTS has their TWINS

Yoongi: *stared at the remote*

Suga: *looked at Yoongi*

Yoongi: What's with that look?

Suga: Can u get--

Yoongi: No.

Suga: FOR GOD SAKE COULD YOU JUST BE MORE ACTIVE!?

Yoongi: It's fucking next to you.

Suga: Too lazy to move hands. Swaeg. Infires.

Yoongi: I hate you. *reached for the remote* Tell mom I'm going out for basketball. Bye. *leaves*

Suga: Mhhmmm.. Whatever. *drops the remote* Darn it... YOONGI!!!! THE REMOTE FELL!!

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Rapmon: Yow bro. 

Namjoon: What?

Rapmon: Could you do my physics assignment? I'm so---

Namjoon: No..

Rapmon: Ooooh okay then, then this might means I'm going to tell mom you broke her--

Namjoon: FUCK! FINE! GIVE ME THOSE FUCKING ASSIGMENTS!

Rapmon: Yesssss...

.

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Rapmon: Ahhh namjoon?

Namjoon: WHAT!?

Rapmon: I still have other assignments aside from Physics, I also have calculus, chemistry and---

Namjoon: You got no Jams.

Rapmon: Heheh Please? :D Or I'm gonna tell mom.

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Jimin: *checking himself in front of the mirror*

Chim2x: EXCUSE M---*dropped the bowl of cereal* FOR GOD'S SAKE ! JIMIN !

Jimin: Yow bro.. See this muscles?

Chim2x: WHY ARE YOU NAKED!?

Jimin: BOOM! CHICKS. DIGS. THIS. URGHH~ *flexing*

Chim2x: WEAR SOMETHING GOD!!! WAIT TILL MOM SEE YOU NAKED INFRO-- OH GOD. I can't stand this. I'm gonna help mom. *leaves*

Jimin: Mhmmm.. *continues flexing infront of mirror* I am so hot..

Mom(voice downstairs): JIMIN!!! HELP YOUR BROTHER DO THE CHORES!! YOU'RE FACING THE MIRROR AGAIN!?

Jimin: No..body........can.......stop me. hehe *still flexing* 

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Jin: Hmmmm.. This dress isn't bad..

Jean: *gasps* SEOKJIN! WHAT THE---WHY ARE YOU WEARING MY DRESS!!!!

Jin: Shut up Missy. I rock these dresses than you, even tho I'm a guy.

Jean: MOOOOOM!! JIN IS WEARING MY PINK DRESS AGAIN!!!

Jin: Pabo. Mom isn't home. That's why I'm in charge. I'm incharge, so you shut up. I'm the boss around here.

Jean: . . . *went to Jin's room and stole his Mario hat* THEN I'M GOING TO HAVE THIS... BYE~

Jin: huh what-----NOOOOOOO!! NOT MY MARIO HAT!!!!

Jean: BYE~ HAHAHAH *leaves home*

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Jhope: OH MY GOD!! IT'S PONY LAND!! IT'S PONY LAND!!! HOSEOOOOOOOKKKKKK!! ITS ON!! OUR TV PROGRAM IS ON!!

Hoseok: Can you lower your voice Hobi? I'm talking with my girlfriend on the phone.

Jhope: BUT HOOOOOOSEOOOOOOOOOOKKKKK~

Hoseok: *tries to ignore Hobi* *continues talking to his gf*

JHope: *stands infront of Hoseok and does aegyo*

Hoseok: HOBI *gritting teeth* NOTNOWIMTALKING~

Jhope: *does more annoying aegyo*

Hoseok: *sighs in defeat* Fine. . . baby. I'm gonna call later, my Twin needs me. Bye. Love you.

*minutes later*

JHope & Hoseok: *singing the intro song of the TV program loudly & out of tune*

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V: Let's wear the same dress today and fuck everyone's brain..

Taehyung: HAHAHAH i'm sure they will be confused at us.

V: Hahaaha. Dont forget to wear eyeliners..

Taehyung: But I dont wea--

V: Oh c'mon. JUST RIGHT NOW???

Taehyung: OKAY okay.. -_-

*after makeover*

Taehyung: DUDEEEEEEE!!!! WE LOOK LIKE THE SAME!! *freaking out*

V: *facepalm* it's because we're twins. Pabo.

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Jungkook: I'm the Golden.

Kookie: I'm the Cutest.

Jungkookie: I'm the hottest.

Jungkook: Shut up. No matter how you say---

Jungkookie: OH YEAH??? SO JUST BECAUSE YOURE THE ELDEST YOU THINK YOU CAN---

Kookie: Ohhh.. gonna grab my popcorn, cat-fight..*coughs* Pussies  *leaves*

Junkook: WHO YOU CALLING PUSSIES!?

Jungkookie: *grabs Kookie*

Kookie: You're not going to--

Jungkookie: Oh yes... Doesnt matter if you're our maknae.

Kookie: MOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!

*Jeon Triplets Royal Rumble*