[CMPL8] BTS Random Scenarios 2

BTS vs Wattpad

Rapmon: *typed* "JIMIN YOU GOT NO JAMS.." *enter*
Wattpad: ! this message may be offensive
Rapmon: WHAT?? I didn't even type a curse word..
Wattpad: Get your hands away from the keyboard, you're going to destroy it.
Rapmon: WHOA!!! NOW THAT'S OFFENSIVE!!!

Jin: *typed a message to Wattpad regarding to his problem on Wattpad*
Wattpad: please enter name..
Jin: *typed his name* Kim...Seo....k....jin.... *enter*
Wattpad: LOL. That fully grown man who's addicted to Mario and who loves pink? Man are you real?
Jin: Just what the fuck??

JHope: *made a fanfic about MinHope*
Wattpad: Error. Story can't be published.
Jhope: Huh??? *reloads* *republished*
Wattpad: Error. Story can't be published.
Jhope: HUH?? WHY IT CAN'T BE!? *republished*
Wattpad: I ship YoonMin and JiKook. This ship is invalid.
Jhope: WTF!!!!!
*picks up laptop and murdered it*

Jimin: *changed name to Jikook JeonPark* *submits*
Wattpad: Name Successfully Changed.
Jimin: Okayyy....wait... what the fuck??? Why is my name Jimin U Gotnojams
Jimin: *changed it again* THIS TIME THIS WILL BE--
Wattpad: Face it dude. Your name is Jimin U Gotnojams. Deuce~

Jungkook: *secretly about to read a Smut ff*
Wattpad: Are you sure you're above 18 years old?
Jungkook: *clicks Yes*
Wattpad: Wattpad will going to call Jin for some parental confirmations and issues regarding to his son reading this mature content.
Jungkook: No no no no...No
Jin: *screaming from the kitchen* JUNGKOOK!!!!!!!! WHAT IS THIS!!! WHAT IS WATTPAD TELLING ME THAT YOU'RE READING THIS MATURE CONTENT!!!!!

Taehyung: *reading a fanfic about BTS*
Wattpad: If you like this book, add this on your library.
Taehyung: Oh? Okay...
*inserts his phone among the books in their mini library bookshelf*
Taehyung: *standing beside the bookshelf*
Taehyung: . . . ummm.. What now??

Suga: *comments* "Fuck this shit.."
Wattpad: ! this message may be offensive
Suga: *snorts* *typed again* "OFFENSIVE MY ASS! FUCK OFF! Swaeg~"
Wattpad: ! this message may be offensive
Suga: OH REALLY??? *typed* "YOU....ARE....A....FUCKING....DOUCHE...BAG...FUCK OFF!! HAHAHA"
Wattpad: You've gone way too far sonny... You wanna diss rap? Let's do this shit man!
Suga: WHOA WHOA !! Did this just personally answered me????